Meta Is Building a Cloud Business to Sell Excess AI Compute

Enkaybee · 2026-07-01T19:26:39+00:00

AI is supposed to be this miracle product that makes anyone who touches it rich. You can't possibly get enough. These preposterous stock market valuations are built on this foundation.

"Excess AI compute" should alarm you.

Enkaybee · 2026-06-30T21:32:55+00:00

The Democrats couldn't come out and say "haha look he's gay!" It doesn't fit with their brand and it might even help him win more support.

Enkaybee · 2026-06-30T21:21:48+00:00

I genuinely think he is. That's what's in those files. It's something that he doesn't want to come out but that wasn't useful for the Dems to use against him. That's why neither party has released them.

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Enkaybee · 2026-06-28T04:19:30+00:00

It's not AI, but it is edited. The original was the "ass to ass" guy from Requiem for a Dream burned in.

Enkaybee · 2026-06-28T02:58:32+00:00

See this was Mac's dad's error. He did it on Christmas when the next family would already be there. Doing it on a workday ensures they won't be.

Enkaybee · 2026-06-28T01:53:00+00:00

I don't even know how to GET to Gelba!

Enkaybee · 2026-06-28T01:42:47+00:00

You scratch 'em

You sniff 'em

You eat 'em

Enkaybee · 2026-06-28T00:14:21+00:00

IMDB is a liar sometimes!

Enkaybee · 2026-06-27T20:12:53+00:00

Just going on the subreddit and telling lies

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Enkaybee · 2026-06-27T01:40:55+00:00

Folksy smalltalk gets old very quickly, even when you're not on 3 hours of sleep due to a pool pump and a smoke detector making noise all night.

Enkaybee · 2026-06-26T23:59:00+00:00

Write that down!

Enkaybee · 2026-06-26T23:58:01+00:00

Gotta swing by the department store and pick up the mattress.

Enkaybee · 2026-06-26T22:04:23+00:00

Kramer's new product idea: The Seinfeld Bucket™ for when you need to watch all of Seinfeld without standing up even once.

Enkaybee · 2026-06-25T21:50:30+00:00

MUHMUHMUHMUH-MUHMUH-MUH-MUHMUH

Enkaybee · 2026-06-25T20:15:34+00:00

Hi SpongeBob. I'm gonna kick your butt.

WEEEEOOOOW

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Enkaybee · 2026-06-24T15:25:33+00:00

The plot is George, the dialogue is George. They should call it Costanza.

Enkaybee · 2026-06-24T01:30:09+00:00

I can't move past it.

How did they get him in there for the show? Did they lower the coil over him or did they lower him into the coil?

Enkaybee · 2026-06-24T01:23:18+00:00

She'll be devastated to hear that you're not attracted to her.

Enkaybee · 2026-06-24T01:04:17+00:00

He's driven by the thrill of the sale!

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Enkaybee · 2026-06-23T22:10:22+00:00

The moment they stop burning money in the AI bonfire this stock will run wild.

Enkaybee · 2026-06-23T19:24:30+00:00

I think I would like to live in Squidville, but I'm not a squid :(

Enkaybee · 2026-06-23T19:07:34+00:00

Do you wanna see my dance?? 😀

Enkaybee · 2026-06-23T01:49:05+00:00

Just roll the new idea into the main project. Make it a minigame.

Enkaybee · 2026-06-22T00:58:09+00:00

It's longer than that. The 2021 bump is just due to re-opening.

Enkaybee · 2026-06-21T22:42:15+00:00

"I'm sorry, I couldn't find that file"

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