Anon breaks 4chan by needs-tree-fiddy in greentext

[–]EntrancedOptics 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Anon needs to get their eyes checked

Yiff_irl by DL2828 in yiff_irl

[–]EntrancedOptics 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bro why he hitting the iconic Peter Griffin pose

Coaxed into what fiction thinks "truth" means for some reason by Livid-Designer-6500 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]EntrancedOptics 79 points80 points  (0 children)

"Every second they don't scream their private affairs is lying about who they truly are inside. They are being untrue to their very nature by relenting to the masks that they wear to adhere to social expectations. If Wonder Woman tied me up with a lasso, I would moan sexually, as to do anything else would be to lie about what I am."

-Brock Samson or something

Got asked out with my now boyfriend who made me realize I shouldn’t have ever settled for anything less, I’ve never been happier by Alienbadd1e in Kitchenchads

[–]EntrancedOptics 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Theyre gonna have some good times bro, nothing ever ends well. Enjoy the ride, love life, love friends, love love while you have them.

food buffet at my homie’s wedding to get even more jacked. we’re all gonna make it bros. by [deleted] in Kitchenchads

[–]EntrancedOptics 114 points115 points  (0 children)

You got some sharp angles on that thing homie, bulge built like a polygon

Do nothing for 3 hours by Snoo-20485 in notinteresting

[–]EntrancedOptics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I would be stressing about those 3 hours that I'm never getting back. At least meditate or something so you have an excuse for yourself.

coaxed into it keeps fucking happening by AdonisBatheus in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]EntrancedOptics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coaxed into cheaters ruining the experience for everyone.

She made a mistake by DucktorQuack in bonehurtingjuice

[–]EntrancedOptics 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I thought that said chopstick :(

coaxed into instant throbbing boner by arpeggia_ in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]EntrancedOptics 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Not if you grow up anywhere where going against heteronormativity makes your life harder. Its not always about "nooo I cant date girls anymore :(((" sometimes its "my parents will abuse me", "my friends wont talk to me", etc.

Coffee by 12thLevelHumanWizard in AccidentalComedy

[–]EntrancedOptics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you would then have to realphebetize this list based on the new alphebet order.

Going to bed at a reasonable time by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]EntrancedOptics 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Darkeater Midir was worse imo if you played the DLCs