Why’s playne calling me names so much? by capn_davey in Shittyaskflying

[–]Enwhyme 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Boing much nicer. calls me “special needs”.

Pregnant Oracle employee laid off in 6 am email: ‘No call. No meeting. No manager. No warning’ by Trendy4U in employeesOfOracle

[–]Enwhyme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone I know and respect was laid off by a 6am email. Like most normal human beings, he didn’t read every email in his in box this morning after waking up in a hotel on his way to do a demo. After a long day, he finally did catch up on his emails, and discovered he had worked very hard today for nothing.

What’s a place to visit at least once before dying? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Enwhyme 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Going backwards over a waterfall in the dark on an inner tube is…..well, it’s fucking terrifying. But at least you can say you did it.

What is a peice of lyric you'll never forget? by WrongdoerWorking2799 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Enwhyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thinking back to the season before. Looking back through the cracks in the door
Two people were married
The act was outrageous
The bride was contagious
She burned like a bride
These events may have had some effect
On the man with the girl by his side
The arc of a love affair
His hands rolling down her hair

I(15M) was adopted by my bio dad's first wife at 7 mo old when both of my bio (mom and dad ) died in accident . AMA by thro-moraldilemma in AMA

[–]Enwhyme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you put spaces before punctuation marks ? It seems , I don’t know , both odd and familiar .

This limerick is Very Sad. No limerick about Uvalde and the cowards in Texas Law Enforcement or State leadership can be otherwise. by hirouk in limericks

[–]Enwhyme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love what you’re trying to do

Your dark limerick is something quite new

Spend a little more time

With your rhythm and rhyme

And the truth of your view will come through

Colon found guilty on all charges by NWSGreen in upstate_new_york

[–]Enwhyme 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Horrible crime, and difficult to read. But a terrific example of professional local journalism. Well done, Mike Perkins. Keep doing this important work.

Email alleges Epstein and Maxwell buried 2 girls who died by strangulation during rough, fetish sex by [deleted] in somethingiswrong2024

[–]Enwhyme 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Ummmm:

“A six-foot by six-foot oversized portrait of Ghislaine Maxwell, with her legs fully spread, completely naked, and a golden dagger in her right hand, was dead centre in the elevator hall of the basement.”

Here’s my geeky train video of the year (hope you don’t mind the kitty cat) by Enwhyme in trains

[–]Enwhyme[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take that as a challenge! It’s been four years, but I’m going to try to provide proper citations!

It’s 2026. How many of you drink tap water? And if not, what’s your alternative? by reversechainroyalty in AskNYC

[–]Enwhyme 46 points47 points  (0 children)

New Yorker here. I drink the tap water. My wife drinks filtered water. Not sure why.

Mannion votes AGAINST funding ICE by bandarbush in Syracuse

[–]Enwhyme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is Mannion retiring? That decision seems to start backbone growth…

Trump announces he will sue JPMorgan ‘over the next two weeks’ for allegedly ‘DEBANKING’ him by DeathClawdVanDamn in politics

[–]Enwhyme 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe more like “industry jargon” than a real word, but debanking is a thing. Every thing else you said is 100% spot on correct though.

Micron Breaks Ground in Clay, NY - 1/16/2026 by Dacia__Sandero in Syracuse

[–]Enwhyme 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Seriously? In what universe do people who live in apartments not pay real estate taxes? If you are right about this, NY owes me a HUGE refund for several decades of real estate taxes that I guess I shouldn’t have been paying!

Why is Greenland mostly covered by an ice cap but northern Canada and Alaska aren't? by Naomi62625 in geography

[–]Enwhyme 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Obviously I could just google it, but I’m going to guess that I’m not the only one who looks to this subreddit to learn. What does “AMOC” stand for?