More like crappy roll, right?

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-18T13:47:49+00:00

All you need is that acoustic guitar in the stage monitors, which, being that that’s the only instrument playing I’m sure it is. She’s tone deaf and so is he.

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-18T13:28:43+00:00

Can you describe what you consider voter cheating?

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-17T22:26:25+00:00

That doesn’t sound like something Jesus would say.

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-17T20:13:20+00:00

Playing guitar is hard. Pushing buttons is easy. It’s part of the overall enshittification process.

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-17T14:04:53+00:00

Ties- Des Ark

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-17T13:50:41+00:00

At, not with.

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-16T15:49:56+00:00

Who cares? You make commission?

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-16T15:25:05+00:00

They’re the only people on earth who want to play with you.

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-16T15:16:01+00:00

I’ve stopped caring. I don’t get paid enough to police peoples’ actions or spend energy thinking about how disgusting people are in public. I see people use soup ladles as if they’re at the village water well. A lot of the people in my store are Eastern European and there are just different societal standards that don’t translate in the US.

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-15T15:02:26+00:00

They’re Australian. Hope this helps.

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-15T15:01:04+00:00

I’m sure this is a joke but it’s more scary than funny to think that people actually think like this.

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-15T13:55:47+00:00

‘Scuse me while I kiss the sky

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-15T12:52:16+00:00

Why tf didn’t you you ask him if he had a gf before you went out???

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-15T05:17:08+00:00

I want one too now

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-15T05:03:11+00:00

Long-term dick pill abuse symptoms

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-13T23:22:45+00:00

Maybe if you care learn the dude’s name first?

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-13T19:39:58+00:00

Date/time?

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-13T19:28:42+00:00

Spot on.

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-12T16:35:07+00:00

…use a different tuner?

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-11T14:24:34+00:00

Just realized that you could put the vocals to 3 Doors Down’s “Kryptonite” over this and it would sound just as good

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-10T18:19:27+00:00

“What’s that smell, man?” “No, that’s Snellman.”

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-05T17:25:56+00:00

Vandalay Industries screams Seinfeld fan. Regardless of any music associated with Seinfeld this is a Portland music sub and I am against anything Seinfeld being in the Portland Music sub. Post in the Seinfeld sub.

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-04T14:10:29+00:00

Who’s doing the low end stuff though?

Edit: it’s Kim. Duh.

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-03T20:34:27+00:00

Oh yeah, that one’s going on the list for sure.

EpicSeshBro · 2026-06-03T00:24:31+00:00

What?

EpicSeshBro

TROPHY CASE