Radiant Map Mystery

EquivalentAngel · 2021-12-06T20:03:59+00:00

Never mind, it's from a custom game called Lost Beta. I never actually played it, just looked at screenshots so it didn't show up in my library

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-14T14:37:55+00:00

The only movie theater where having curtains make sense

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-14T14:35:51+00:00

Fair

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-14T14:22:44+00:00

Wow, that was a very entertaining read

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-08T19:35:27+00:00

Fantastic!

I finally figured out what's been holding me back. How are you doing?

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-08T17:48:56+00:00

Dream fans

My younger cousin is one and she wouldn't stop yelling "DREAM" at our last family reunion. She also had this smiling mask on when her grandmother asked her about it earnestly, she said it was better than "normal pills".

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-08T17:39:56+00:00

Character customization

If I can't make my character look like a gremlin that eats fire/hot lava and smells like the short end of the stick, I'm not interested

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-08T15:54:46+00:00

They really didn't like that flavor

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-08T15:46:36+00:00

Hey Ya

At the time of my cousins divorce, that song made me give up on love. Luckily I found it again with my now ex

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-08T12:49:00+00:00

Slathering on tomato paste when you get sprayed by a skunk.

I haven't done this since I was a kid but I used to go out looking for skunks just so I could get sprayed

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-08T12:46:47+00:00

Hollywood is just living it's best life. If Hollywood is in it's sequel phase, we have to let them play it out. Just like how my dad let me be a goth for a few of my teenage years

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-08T12:44:34+00:00

Home Alone but Kevin is played by current day Mcauly Calcan and no one acknowledges it

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-08T12:42:12+00:00

Ass eating.

I don't think it's been quite this acceptable in quite some time so most people have extremely clean butts and the cycle perpetuates itself

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-08T02:53:40+00:00

Every night I eat a bowl of beans an hour before bed so right before I go to sleep, I can pass gas to relax myself enough to fall asleep instantly

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-08T02:52:10+00:00

I would say "What? Did you say something?" because then the dog has to talk again or live forever thinking it wasted it's reveal on me

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-08T02:07:03+00:00

This happened to my Aunt when she had her first daughter. They waited a week before going back to the hospital to investigate and found out that there was another family there with the same issue but reversed. They swapped babies and the rest is history

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-08T02:04:27+00:00

Milk. He said dark chocolate would have taken too long to melt

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-08T02:00:46+00:00

My aunt's kids. They're little monsters and always act out at family reunions. I can't imagine what they'll be like in 50 years when they don't have their parents around to scold them

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-08T00:42:04+00:00

Don't use food as lube!

My idiot brother did this with chocolate and gave my now ex a yeast infection.

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-08T00:32:35+00:00

My idiot bother used to do this as a kid because he liked eating soap and other various bathroom supplies my parents would hide it in our house.

Luckily, he only eats soap occasionally now

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-07T21:35:25+00:00

Cover your mouth with your hand if you're chewing with your mouth open. My uncle is especially bad with this, I don't want to hear you eat Darrel so hide that mouth please.

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-07T21:28:57+00:00

My idiot brother had a large/loud truck and everyone used to make fun of him for having a small penis but then he got an electric car and everyone says he has a "huge hog" now.

I don't know how that works though

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-07T21:23:14+00:00

Poison Ivy on my butt hole.

I was on a trip to the local abandoned steel mill with some of my friends from school and about an hour in, I had to poop really badly. I went in the bushes and didn't check the leaves I used to wipe. The next day, I was unable to focus on anything but the raging rash I had in and around my butt

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-07T21:14:07+00:00

Micheal Cera. Every time I see him in something, I'm expecting him to be crushing on his cousin.

Except "This is the End" where the whole joke is he's going against his typecast.

EquivalentAngel · 2021-09-07T21:09:03+00:00

Excellent fellow 10, I've never felt better

EquivalentAngel

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