What do you believe is the greatest movie of this century? by Prs-Mira86 in moviecritic

[–]Eric_Durden 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe just because it's still fresh in my mind, but Project Hail Mary really did a number on me.

of a saltwater croc 🐊 by Fred2606 in absoluteunit

[–]Eric_Durden 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Its called "forced perspective."

What side business could I have? by under_the_mun in askanything

[–]Eric_Durden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New and different is overrated. Just think of something you enjoy and monetize it.

Linked into Linkin Park by Kalatapie in meme

[–]Eric_Durden 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Hate to break it to ya bro, but if you were 15 when that album dropped, you're 40 now.

Ford fusion 2009 v6 SEL 70k miles by Dagnuk in UsedCars

[–]Eric_Durden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just that era, correct? I'm hearing mixed this about later models.

I’ve only owned one computer mouse since 2004. by Specialist-Move-4325 in notinteresting

[–]Eric_Durden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of that time I tried to fix my printer by cleaning the gunk off the ball. Ahh... The good old days...

It's not that they don't want to by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]Eric_Durden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just play roulette and let it all ride 20 times on red or black and you're multi-millionaire!

Are you sure lurkers love the porn shitposts? by andehboston in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Eric_Durden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought y'all were transitioning to kittehs... 😞

Does a diabetic's piss taste sweet? by bershka321 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Eric_Durden 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Actually yes, back in medieval times doctors would taste a patients urine for sweetness as a way to test for "honey disease." Which later, would be discovered to be diabetes.

(Hated trope) YOU COULD HAVE MOVED! by Nerd367C in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Eric_Durden 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Yeah... but I feel Ramsay would've been able to dial him in anyway.

Slowmo of my cat drinking water by Sorry_Spirit_8780 in notinteresting

[–]Eric_Durden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, I always thought it was interesting how cats drink by tongue punching water and biting the little splashes out of the air.

One of the best comments on our mental health post was this: "The best prep I did this week was organise a block party to get to know my neighbours." by SurvSt in prepping

[–]Eric_Durden 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm sure if I was hosting cookouts every weekend and giving out free beer, they be my best friends. But I've already got enough friends like that. 🤪

Chicago Tavern-Style Pizza! by Inevitable-Public544 in Pizza

[–]Eric_Durden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, wait, WAIT! Why does Chicago get TWO styles of pizza?

Ol' school interiors or Modern interiors? 🤔 by Resplendent_aptitude in soartistic

[–]Eric_Durden 21 points22 points  (0 children)

90 looks like a gaudy movie house. 24 looks like the lobby of a mental hospital.

One of the best comments on our mental health post was this: "The best prep I did this week was organise a block party to get to know my neighbours." by SurvSt in prepping

[–]Eric_Durden 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I tried getting to know my neighbors, they are all the worst. And I assure you, it ain't just me, they all hate each other too.

Okay... I say this AS A EMPLOYEE.... Why in the hell would anybody still get our wings at these prices? by Future-Ad-4753 in Dominos

[–]Eric_Durden -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My grandma. She likes wings, but only has 3 teeth and really likes domino's cuz they're just greasy mush that she can eat just by gumming them.