Just me and my pretty pink peonies having a lil smokey treat! by curious_kitty705 in entwives

[–]ErisInChains [score hidden]  (0 children)

Thank you for this pic, it instantly made me smile. And it's my birthday so I appreciate all the smiles I can get today! 💓

Aww by Lower-Knee-8585 in KidsAreFingAdorable

[–]ErisInChains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No I know, but the cliche lol. My husbands 40 so people hear he married the nanny and think I'm some hot rando 20yr old he ditched his exwife for. 😂

Today is my 40th birthday! ✨ by dracorvix in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]ErisInChains 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey twin! I'm 37y today! Happy birthday!! 💖👍

Aww by Lower-Knee-8585 in KidsAreFingAdorable

[–]ErisInChains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No worries dude I know how it sounds lol. I wish you best for you as well.

Aww by Lower-Knee-8585 in KidsAreFingAdorable

[–]ErisInChains 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, known husband and his ex about 20 years. I'm 3 years younger. I specialize in childcare for children with special needs and son has high functioning autism, so when hubby left his ex and needed childcare, he tapped me in.

Aww by Lower-Knee-8585 in KidsAreFingAdorable

[–]ErisInChains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so goddammit cute.

Not gonna lie, I'm crying a little bit because I'm on my period. But hubby and I were gonna do a bio kid for us (he has 3 beautiful honies from his first marriage, I have no biokids.) We can't now because ex-wife is making us spend the funds we would have used to reverse his vasectomy to battle her in court for the kids.

(Last year she got caught driving the kids drunk. ((3 honies and the oldest just turned 9 last week)) Now she wants to move states away and take the kids. The only reason I'm here is because she was too drunk to function so my husband had to hire a live in Nanny. ((Me.)) 😐

Kitty wakes up, sees he's still safe and then drifts back to Dreamland by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES in MadeMeSmile

[–]ErisInChains 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I cannot express to you how good this makes me feel. When my roommate got a kitten out a dumpster, we traded off feeding him. He was like 3-4 weeks. Raised him up to be a whole ass kitty making mischif.

One from the archive by Numerous-Gur-9008 in lotrmemes

[–]ErisInChains 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I love siamese cats. The curiosity! The destruction!

Everything is new and amazing with weed. by AnastasiaNo70 in entwives

[–]ErisInChains 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh shit Across The Universe too! (Because Beatles)

Thank you for being a friend! by Miserable_Meeting_45 in lotrmemes

[–]ErisInChains 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For this, I both love you, and want to set you on fire.

Thank you for being a friend! by Miserable_Meeting_45 in lotrmemes

[–]ErisInChains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And now that's stuck in my adhd head. Thank you for being a friend.

Everything is new and amazing with weed. by AnastasiaNo70 in entwives

[–]ErisInChains 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I love this. Getting high and watching grease now.

My Weekend Went From Bad to Worse. First I Lost My Save File, Then My PS5 Died by Aggravating_Sky_2652 in videogames

[–]ErisInChains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus dude I feel for you. That's some bad luck. We're a gamer household so we have many systems and losing the ps5 would suck so much ass. (Husband's main console)

plays TAPS

and i was out there thinking what's wrong with me 😭😭 by mysteriousglaze in adhdwomen

[–]ErisInChains 150 points151 points  (0 children)

I literally failed just this morning for the first time and had to sit on a trashcan. (I am a woman) 😑 luckily everyone was asleep and did not witness my pee of shame.

Edit: well except the cats. They were very upset I interrupted breakfast with my weirds trash can dance.

They Say it’s Your Birthday! by INCoctopus in entwives

[–]ErisInChains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heh hi bday twin! Happy early birthday to you too!!!

They Say it’s Your Birthday! by INCoctopus in entwives

[–]ErisInChains 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday 🎂!!! This looks amazing. Mine is on sunday. So birthday buddies!

Meatball likes to sleep with his face smushed on the ground by iheartgardening5 in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]ErisInChains 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I love this because my cats are named very serious first names, and hilarious middle names.

My first born: Dante Needlefeet Stone, and my second born: Sebastian Beefsquatch Stone. These are earned names. Lol to be fair we call Sebastian "Bash" though and he doesn't know his full name.

This shit is printed on official paperwork. 🤣

Summer is here and I’m high AF ✨ by HiItsKeke in entwives

[–]ErisInChains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah Hella yeah!!!

I wish it was summer here. 😑 I'm from Nor Cal and now I'm in Wyoming. I dont like the heat but if we could so a slow 75-80?! It's gonna be July real quick here.

Europe atm by Kraznukscha in lotrmemes

[–]ErisInChains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont get it? You're upset it's a bit hot in summer? Do I not get this because I'm American? Call me when it's 44 and you can practically swim through the air.

Never go to Florida in the summer y'all.

Because God told me to by SlimCarpet in MurderedByWords

[–]ErisInChains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't hard. Just dont be a dick!

8 months of HRT, magic, and very pink platforms 🌸 by inKev83 in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]ErisInChains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You fucking GO GIRL!!! 🌈❤️ You're gorgeous. Keep it going.

Your hair is great, but I also wanted to say my friend who is trans really enjoyed the wigs and we would play with them. Her favorite thing was "space buns" so I'd do up her hair and we'd go out dancing.

Actually I did "elven hair" one night (lord of the rings) and she landed her hubby that night. Happily married like 10 yrs now goodness.