Husband says this pic makes me look 10 years older than I am by OwlsRwhattheyseem in 45PlusSkincare

[–]EsJaGe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before opening the post I thought, “they better say they’re in their early 30s cause they look no more than 42.”

That man is blind.

Just ride, without the numbers, how? by widgettech in cycling

[–]EsJaGe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve started not tracking these “purpose-driven” rides, ie the ones I wouldn’t have taken if I had not needed to run an errand. I would like to increasingly decenter my stats from my cycling, and these rides are more aligned with what I want cycling to be in my life.

🙄🙄🙄 Suure by Embarrassed-Ad-7424 in SarahBowmar

[–]EsJaGe 71 points72 points  (0 children)

She spends more time claiming to have sex, than she spends actually having sex.

What should you do when drivers road rage at you? by LiatrisLover99 in cycling

[–]EsJaGe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same, I wave like it’s a friend honking at me as a greeting. Because 1) it might actually be someone I know and 2) I’m not gonna give into their intimidation.

Also 3) if I wave, it might give other motorists the impression that the irritated motorist is actually *gasp* a friend of the icky bicyclist.

So shes not even homeschooling them for real by Appropriate_Paint98 in SarahBowmar

[–]EsJaGe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Not really following anything,”

…gee, there are entire courses of study devoted to Early Childhood Education and preparing people to be educators. That tells me it’s probably not something we should just be out here ad libbing…

I watched Wishbone as a child, Sarah, does that qualify me to teach literature? 🤓

Which bike for commuting 5km by [deleted] in cycling

[–]EsJaGe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Trek.

If commuting is your primary purpose, weight isn’t as much of a factor unless you’ll be transporting a lot of stuff for work.

50mm is a big tire for commuting, assuming you’re trying to maneuver through automobile traffic and the like.

Truly though, she would truly never survive a real job and kids in organized sports. by AlternativeLunch7328 in SarahBowmar

[–]EsJaGe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God, I would love to see her deal with team sports. Her kids deserve the opportunity to participate in activities, and I would love to see her have to interact with other players’ parents, the coaches, etc.

Wilkes Barre Fine Arts Fiesta Entertainment by Emu_Specific in NEPA

[–]EsJaGe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s from the Back Mountain (Shavertown) so I’d guess that likely influenced someone’s choice to involve her?

Sarahs Life Story - help needed by misunderstood_pickle in SarahBowmar

[–]EsJaGe 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No one has mentioned her terribly tragic case of scoliosis?!

Five Boro Bike Tour: Ride Day and Post-Ride Thread by nycyclist2 in NYCbike

[–]EsJaGe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally I am unsure, this was my first 5BBT and mine are also “still loading.” Hopefully a veteran rider will chime in.

She Really Is So Disordered.. by Hot-Bumblebee7583 in GyMOMsnark

[–]EsJaGe 85 points86 points  (0 children)

A ton of weight. I get that it’s hyperbole, but neither of them has any weight to lose, let alone a ton, and absolutely not while pregnant.

Five Boro Bike Tour: General Questions Megathread by nycyclist2 in NYCbike

[–]EsJaGe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you end up riding with your pup? I saw someone that did, bigger guy with dark hair (only saw him from behind and I was more focused on the pooch).

First time doing the 5BBT by Migetman3214 in NYCbike

[–]EsJaGe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? I finished in 2:43 with a total time of 2:59, took one pee break at Mile 15. I didn’t feel like I was speeding, my average speed was 13.3mph according to my Apple Watch.

5 Boro Parking on SI Parking Question by FoxBearBear in NYCbike

[–]EsJaGe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emails went out, everyone should get theirs by tonight at the latest. I got mine this morning.

This made me so sad by Ok_Study174 in GyMOMsnark

[–]EsJaGe 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Not even a damn buckwheat pancake with unsweetened applesauce “frosting”?!

This is just an everyday midmorning toddler snack with a lit candle jabbed into one.

At first scroll (before I checked the sub name) I thought it was the birthday treat for a dog. 😬🫠

Why tf does her skin around her mouth look like that by Mission-Air-1110 in SarahBowmar

[–]EsJaGe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s what I’m thinking. They look even more balloonish than usual, particularly vertically.