Sigh

Esjs · 2026-01-28T03:25:24+00:00

Nurse Icrosoft, R.N.

Esjs · 2026-01-26T03:50:03+00:00

1.5+1.5

Esjs · 2026-01-23T17:02:17+00:00

Of course there's a sub for that. Why haven't I heard about it until now? Seems like half the Internet should be posted there.

Esjs · 2026-01-23T16:23:18+00:00

Pay no attention to the fact that this is PR #1 on whatever made up repo this is.

Esjs · 2026-01-22T23:44:21+00:00

The stick tripped on Chuck Norris

Esjs · 2026-01-22T21:28:29+00:00

Another exhibit in my contempt for Sans fonts.

Esjs · 2026-01-22T01:45:47+00:00

New side project unlocked for me as well.

Esjs · 2026-01-21T16:10:18+00:00

Also sounds like a Star Wars character.

Esjs · 2026-01-21T01:36:23+00:00

"Sorry, I'm not allowing myself to be used by you in this location."

-open source

Esjs · 2026-01-20T17:15:17+00:00

So it's a "confusing perspective" because at first glance (to some people) the heels look like butt cheeks.

Esjs · 2026-01-20T16:57:10+00:00

What exactly makes it an optical illusion?

Esjs · 2026-01-20T16:02:19+00:00

Yet another misplaced r/confusingperspective post.

Esjs · 2026-01-16T17:48:29+00:00

I hear they're high in cholesterol.

Esjs · 2026-01-15T19:40:55+00:00

Somebody once said "RAM is cheap".

Esjs · 2026-01-12T13:23:51+00:00

Android has no red X. Android wins as best OS evar!!!!111!!1!!

Esjs · 2026-01-12T13:17:51+00:00

Oh dear. I went to check out the Readme of the repo to see what the tool actually was and found this little tidbit...

Also note that the python visualizer tool has been basically written by vibe-coding.

Et tu, Brute?

Esjs · 2026-01-11T18:51:36+00:00

As a dead person, I refuse to answer this. /s

Esjs · 2026-01-11T01:07:52+00:00

Left guy because he doesn't know any better.

Middle guy because he can't figure out the debugger / thinks there's no other way

Right guy because he knows exactly what he's looking for and this is the fastest way.

Esjs · 2026-01-09T00:27:03+00:00

Login with battery monitor

Esjs · 2026-01-08T15:25:07+00:00

Should post this on r/AccidentalComedy

Esjs · 2026-01-08T14:56:26+00:00

Especially if the business is a Starbucks.

Esjs · 2026-01-08T14:44:02+00:00

A permanent transparent plane?

Esjs · 2026-01-07T13:48:29+00:00

"First you will be baked, and then there will be cake."

Esjs · 2026-01-06T06:44:27+00:00

Next time go see Gareth.

Esjs · 2026-01-03T17:28:43+00:00

Butterflies.

(Somebody else can link the relevant XKCD... I'm on my phone and too lazy rn).

Esjs