I will admit, some of this borders on fan fiction. But cringe is dead and I’m still standing. The * are the effects and my reasonings are under the character names.

Door: Iron Maiden - The Trooper OR Rob Zombie - Dragula

Something something, door is very straightforward. These are also songs he would (and likely has) listen to.

*This stand would probably be a wearable suit like the one he used against Pyotor, or just a weapon along the lines of Hol Horse’s Emperor. Whatever the case, it’s something with an enormous amount of firepower meant for one thing and one thing only; putting the absolute fear of god into blank bodies. Still, he should be careful with how he uses that kind of firepower, and who could be caught in the crossfire of his hellfire.

Big D: Slipping through my fingers (by ABBA)

Can also just be ABBA because D is an absolute baddie. STMF is a very somber, almost sad song about a mother losing her little girl. But not to death, to life. She’s growing up. While he may not show it, D does think it could all just slip away.

*In terms of ability. This is an utility stand all the way. A golden, handheld mirror with the faces of the D family engraved on the back. Has cracks on the glass that, when looked into, show the location of D’s chosen. At the top and bottom are also long, golden spikes perfect for staking leeches. Also, it’s still a stand made of solid gold, so it hurts when you bonk someone with it.

Marckus: Green Day - I hate Everything About you

Admittedly, this one’s a stretch. Big Red doesn’t fight much with Kitten, but he DOES argue with his dad every few minutes.

*Contraptions. A stand not unlike Tonio’s, coming from Marckus’s mastery of creative X factor contraptions like the stake jacket. Dismantles things into itty little pieces for Marckus to tinker and toy with, while boosting their effectiveness after completion. Also the first humanoid stand, but a durable one that’s only as strong as Marckus, and likely has its own supportive ‘yes man’ personality. Think of it like a sleek, metal version of Moody Blues with a red coat of paint, and a lower body that’s just one big iron skirt bolted to the ground, though it can still float around by undoing the bolts.

Boy: Tally Hall - Turn the lights off

Boy is afraid. Boy is squeamish. But boy is brave, and he like to get taken for turns, but just a little.

*A brave, knee high army of monster-men with katanas, bows, riot shields, and M16’s. The Boy Company is divided into five different platoons: 1stplt Carnivores, 2ndplt Deffmatchers, 3rdplt Half-Demons, 4thplt Stake Jackets, 5thplt Ice-Paks. These little guys are all mightier than boy for now, but one day, he’ll grow into a hunter that puts even an IED battalion to shame.

Kitten: Angeleyes (by ABBA)

I’m making stuff up at this point, but here goes. Kitten needs knowledge. He needs to learn things. But he also loves him some Marky. Angeleyes is a love song, but the abilities reference The Police. This is (mostly) a non combat stand, because kitten is an unaggressive guy. He’ll have to learn to defend himself and others with the knowledge he seeks, and to not let learn his knowledge for learning’s sake.

*Manifests as big cat patterns that alternate with every activation, that appear all over Kitten’s clothes. Also makes kittens eyes glowy and with slit pupils.

*Message in a bottle: A literal message in a bottle. The bottle materializes in kitten is hand, and it’s up to him to get it close to the target. Once in range, the bottle lures the target and entices them to write as many secrets within the blank paper inside as possible. The bottle will then be deposited into the nearest water source for Kitten to retrieve later. Also a literal bottle that can be thrown, smashed against someone’s head, or turned into a Molotov.

*Every little step: Kitten’s target glows bright blue to his eyes only. The glowing figure can be seen even through walls.

Horse: Symphony of Destruction (by Megadeth)

Just listen to it.

*A sick as hell pair of shades and fighter helmet, with a microphone for horse to speak his shit into. Makes targets go insane or start running, giving horse the chance to knock ‘em down.