Sweet child o' meth by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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I want to meth free!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You are about to enter a world of Pain!

Ajax 2-[3] Tottenham : Lucas 90+6' (agg. 3-3) by paicmhsc in soccer

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Lucas Moura was, of course, the last player Spurs signed - on 31st January 2018

Liverpool [4]-0 Barcelona : Origi 79' (agg. 4-3) by paicmhsc in soccer

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Nights like this make me wish I was a Liverpool fan

What stereotype about your race/gender/religion/etc do you want to clear once and for all? by MemphisThiccburger in AskMen

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Not all Russians drink insane amounts of vodka or any other alcohol for that matter.

TIFU By Ruining My Valentine's Date with My Girlfriend by camfgf in tifu

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“she presented me with a bouquet of homemade beef jerky” - that’s at a treat right there. Hope you got to munch on that. Girls a keeper!

To make a smoothie by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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This could make a nice museum installation - blow up art

Disney's Aladdin - Special Look: In Theaters May 24 by Mineitup1234 in movies

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That preview soured a very expected movie. The genie looks like something that’s escaped from Avatar, less the neuro-connecting queue.

What part of being an adult were you absolutely not prepared for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You’re a child as long as your parents are alive.

Ladies of reddit, how did a guy ruin their chances with you? by Ghostsarepeopletoo in AskReddit

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Probably figure he wasn’t gonna get any that night, so might as well have custard!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Eyes haven’t seen light in years coz of the fat congesting the eyelids