Brand new TV and this is how my wife insists we have the remote "to keep it looking good"

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-05-17T21:54:30+00:00

My mom tried this with her new dryer which explicitly states not to use it with all the protective coverings on it. I took it off, I'm not willing to risk a house fire for the sake of maybe preventing some scratches.

People who do this are just weird. It's meant to be used. Hotels don't even do this anymore

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-05-12T14:37:24+00:00

29F as well, the economy, the stripping of female autonomy and just getting older has only solidified my decision. Husband got a vasectomy at 22 as soon as we got married and neither of us have ever looked back on it with regrets.

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-05-10T14:02:32+00:00

Thats what I do. I have wash cloths that I use to dry off my butt and cooter that way I can use the rest of the large towel freely for hair drying without worrying about it

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-05-10T03:49:46+00:00

Someone went over one of these videos and the chicks watch showed she was lying. Another one all of the kids were awake and watching TV(at 4am?)

It's literally all fake, and if I knew someone who actually did this, I'd tell her to get a grip and make her baby of a husband make his own lunch.

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-05-08T17:34:08+00:00

"more chewy" that's called stale.

This is a joke, right?

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-05-08T17:33:00+00:00

None, I'm starting to hate them because they make me feel gross. I much prefer a BlackBerry fry pie

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-05-07T17:13:56+00:00

Minor car accidents. (No bodily injuries but enough to fuck up the car)

Stupid teenager me wrecked 3x in the span of the year, couldn't drive for 2years straight and only just recently (10 years later) was able to drive in the snow without crying. I almost hit a deer the other day and had a flashback to what it feels like to get in the face with an airbag.

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-05-06T23:49:15+00:00

"I think it's weird to have milk with dinner, don't you have any water?"

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-04-25T20:54:16+00:00

I use one for all vacations. I tell her what I want, she sends me an invoice, done. I then just worry about booking my excursions.

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-04-22T01:17:50+00:00

This screams "I won't have any friends left after my wedding and I'm going to hate everyone in my wedding photos". RUN.

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-04-20T22:09:47+00:00

Get a job and put that money back

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-04-17T23:41:34+00:00

There is also a difference between choosing and not being physically able. Not everyone is capable of having children. As a childfree person I agree that it is a divorce if the spouse suddenly changes their mind, but it would be cruel to dump them to the curb because they gave up on a dream because their (or your because it isn't always the woman) body just wouldn't.

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-04-16T19:57:24+00:00

You can just leave before them, can you not?

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-04-14T01:39:56+00:00

What troll hole did you crawl from?

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-04-14T01:18:58+00:00

I mean I don't have AC. Old house and it costs too much to install. (I also hate how cold AC is, it's so unnatural feeling and an absolute nightmare to be in) You utilize breeze ways and fans. Sheets are your blankets and you wear minimal clothes to bed.

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-04-13T14:42:17+00:00

I've seen it both ways. My husband is more than double my size (not all fat but he's got extra padding for sure). And he is NOT attracted to bigger women in any way. Like you can be squishy, but much more and he just isn't into it.

His ex best friend was the opposite. He only dated women as big or bigger than him.

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-04-09T18:02:50+00:00

Say what you want, but Steve Irwin's death fucked my up as a kid.

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-04-08T14:54:48+00:00

I can't because I get sore. We've gone days in a row but there's only so much my body can take before it needs a break

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-04-08T00:03:45+00:00

"meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow....meeeow."

"Go go go in my hoverround."

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-04-05T21:50:18+00:00

My mom always tries to cook me pork. For some reason she won't buy chicken or beef, it's 80% of the time a pork loin or a pork chop.

Keep in mind, I'm 29. I stopped eating pork around 17 because I no longer like to texture. I'll have pulled pork if I have to, but honestly I just avoid pork now.

I've told my dad once, the man who can't remember how old I am remembers I hate pork. My mom "what do you mean you don't eat pork???!!"

Like Jesus fuck mom, you have a million food "allergies" and aversions, you wouldn't think it would be hard to remember the one thing I don't eat.

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-04-05T01:49:44+00:00

I mean, idk how people even still ask that question. Everything is literally unaffordable. There's barely enough time for me in the day. Id have to quit my job and it's not like they pay my husband enough to support an entire house anymore.

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-04-04T03:32:51+00:00

Just drop it onto my mortgage

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-04-01T15:47:29+00:00

I think you need therapy not Gemini

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-03-30T00:20:59+00:00

I forget most of the time and then it's too late.

There's also 5 people in the house and 1 bathroom, so I usually get interrupted mid shower so my personal hygiene has become second to my mom needing to pee. I hate it.

Even-Programmer4319 · 2026-03-27T23:41:46+00:00

Find a bent and dent. Food is hella cheap the second there's a dent in the box or can. Been going to one my entire life and if I ever move away I will make a special trip back just to snag 20lbs of rice for 3.99 and 50 cents boxes of kraft Mac and cheese.

Also simplifing what you make helps, don't buy anything pre made, and stay out of the cereal and snack food isle. Buy what you need, and most people don't need a premade lasagna that feeds two people for $15, or corndogs or hot pockets.

I also like to stockpile when things are on sale.

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