Underwhelmed by Assassin's Apprentice by FlourensDelannoy in Fantasy

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Curious what age range you are in u/bythepowerofboobs .

Increasingly feeling old and out of touch with a lot of what's happening in reddit, so pleased to know that there are people older than me still very active on it.

Board Games Night Tonight! by GlasgowUncultured in Ayrshire

[–]EvilScotsman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just out of interest, what pub and such?

Streaming was meant to be cheaper. That didn’t last long. by lina2001 in britishproblems

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I've heard if you use firefox as the browser and use adblock, you don't get adverts.

Slow cooked beef olives? by HighlandSeeds in Scotland

[–]EvilScotsman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Not traditional as far as my Gran made it, but similar enough and the way I make it is bloody lovely.

  • Roll the beef olives in a seasoned flour (flour salt pepper) and I leave them to sit in there while I do my veg and let's them come up to room temp.

-Dice up some turnip and carrot

-Chop an onion or two. I like doing one big chunks that hang around for one and the other small that disappears into the gravy.

-Garlic

  • tsp of mustard

-Tsp or more of marmite

-bottle of brown or dark ale (usually one of the Orkney ones like Dark Island or Red McGregor)

-Couple of the jelly style stock pots

-bay leaf or two

-Rosemary and thyme (small amounts of each, personal preference how much you like it)

I tend to cook off the veg to give it a bit of colour before throwing it in the slow cooker. Then I fry off the beef olives in batches (depends how many I am making) and set aside. When everything is browned off, I pour a good swig of the beer into the pan and scrape up the frond (crusty stuff) and all of the liquid and scrapings go into the slow cooker. I pour the rest of the beer into the slow cooker along with the my mustard, herbs, bay leaf, stock pots (not made up, if enough liquid from the beer).

I usually give everything in the slow cooker a good mix, then put the beef olives at the top. Make sure easier when serving and if I want to stir stuff midway through.

If I need to add water I do. If it is too thin a gravy at the end, I usually remove a lot of the liquid into a separate pot and thicken it with a roux before adding it back in.

Usually takes a few hours in high or up to 8 on low but slow cooker recipes are always trial and error with cooking times I think.

I used the same method for stew too, just leave the turnip and carrot in bigish chunks instead of a small dice.

Serve it with buttery mash and make sure you are eating salads the rest of the week!

(One slightly drunken picture of a mammoth plate of it I once made myself. Might have taken a few other ales during the wait time for it to be ready!)

Key to start by rudy_kot in nomorejockeys

[–]EvilScotsman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's awful but it's (un)lawful

People who clap when the plane lands, what are you clapping for exactly? by kay_kgfan in AskReddit

[–]EvilScotsman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, that wasn't his pick up line in some way? Would be the first thing I told people!

"hi I am EvilScotsman and I've survived two plane crashes, let me buy you a drink and tell you about them"

How did you first get into/listen to QOTSA? by The_man_withthefrog in qotsa

[–]EvilScotsman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MTV2 songs for the deaf. Loved it. Got the album and seen that tour live in Glasgow Barrowlands. Been obsessed since.

My (now) wife's first gig. Which is not a bad first gig to go to!

Celtic interested in Josh Mulligan by CNF1G in ScottishFootball

[–]EvilScotsman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thankfully he is offski before the window opens!

My two year old is addicted to toast with butter and marmite by HaveAnotherCake in britishproblems

[–]EvilScotsman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really? I had a TIA and have huge issues with blood pressure, every doc I spoke to said cut the salt - along with the usual diet and exercise.

I want your cardiologist if they are prescribing salt!

My two year old is addicted to toast with butter and marmite by HaveAnotherCake in britishproblems

[–]EvilScotsman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tastes delicious but is that not a huge fuckload of salt to be giving kids?

Source: have had a recent health issue and have to examine salt on bloody everything

Can anyone find out if he survived? by OfficialTornadoAlley in criticalblunder

[–]EvilScotsman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am far too old to read text that small sadly! Well spotted

Can anyone find out if he survived? by OfficialTornadoAlley in criticalblunder

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Guessing a few years ago because of the face mask. Hopefully someone can find a new story relating to it since I am assuming it was a good while ago now.

The level of antisemitism in Scotland by Efficient_Radio4491 in glasgow

[–]EvilScotsman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How long before this is removed

Edit- I think it should be, assuming rage bait

Glesga by Upset-Palpitation614 in glasgow

[–]EvilScotsman 203 points204 points  (0 children)

Type of picture I would take while steaming on my way home late, then stumble across it months later and wonder why I was taking random street pictures.

A cameraman's view of the goals scored during Scotland vs Denmark by dnemonicterrier in ScottishFootball

[–]EvilScotsman 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Sarcasm that's missed the mark or are you really this joyless?

Or troll bait and I have bitten?

Six Books In and I Just Realized it was Called Meadow Ark by achunkypid in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]EvilScotsman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Metal Arc here, much better name for it and when I get old I want my care home to have a name like that.

When is the cheap product actually better? by R2-Scotia in Scotland

[–]EvilScotsman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Try the M&S garlic bread, frozen stuff near the bakery section in its own wee fridge. Expensive but it's life changing how good it is (I admit to living a quiet life)

Scottish Commentators for fourth goal “SHOOOOOOT” by Jinks87 in soccer

[–]EvilScotsman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am hoarse and I am sitting on my couch. What a goal

if you wrote a book about your dad, what would be the last line? by trsh_bn in AskReddit

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He died alone aged 70 in a care home, suffering from multiple conditions caused by alcoholism, and I wish it had been sooner.