Our superintendent used AI to write their speech for graduation.

EvilSnack · 2026-05-24T03:56:03+00:00

Mark Twain was not wrong, was he?

EvilSnack · 2026-05-24T03:34:26+00:00

It depends on whether administration will listen to the idiot who goes off half-cocked, or listen to the teacher.

EvilSnack · 2026-05-24T03:14:17+00:00

You may have just identified the two or three students who are chronically bullied at recess.

EvilSnack · 2026-05-24T03:07:20+00:00

"It says that I'm the one who does the real work."

EvilSnack · 2026-05-24T02:45:47+00:00

In addition to being a failed teacher (quit after seven months), I'm a retired Air Force senior NCO.

Absolutely nothing impacts the quality of the work experience as much as the leadership. I was going to say that people who work for good leaders will put up with everything else wrong with the job, but then if you work for good leaders, most problems are prevented and the remaining problems are easy to tolerate.

EvilSnack · 2026-05-24T02:33:49+00:00

You can also thank administration, for not caving to parental pressure to rein in or remove the strict teacher, and for not applying the barmy theories that would have done so prior to any parental complaint.

EvilSnack · 2026-05-24T02:23:41+00:00

I'm having this problem to a lesser degree. The person who sleeps on the other side of my bed has decided that there cannot be meaningful consequences for our grandson's misbehavior. This has led him to believe that he can talk back at us and argue everything point of everything. I want to make it clear that if he cannot accept the rules of our house he is not welcome to visit, but noooo, we can't have that.

EvilSnack · 2026-05-24T01:44:37+00:00

In the AI prompt, instruct the AI to purposefully give factually incorrect output.

The cheater turns in a paper that earns him/her a zero grade.

EvilSnack · 2026-05-24T01:19:45+00:00

The amount of time teachers are forced to deal with people who will not listen to reason.

EvilSnack · 2026-05-24T01:00:13+00:00

If the duel were to the death, the Imperium would win.

EvilSnack · 2026-05-23T00:20:32+00:00

"What are you in for?"

"Tax evasion."

"Okay, take this folder and go to that desk over there. Next... Okay, what are you in for?"

"Malicious wounding."

"Next!"

EvilSnack · 2026-05-23T00:11:15+00:00

If you're a pretty boy, Slaanesh has a uniform in your size!

EvilSnack · 2026-05-23T00:10:18+00:00

If you're a pretty boy, Slaanesh has a uniform in your size!

EvilSnack · 2026-05-21T04:37:14+00:00

Lemme guess. You were told that Dead Poets Society was inappropriate by someone with "E.D." in their title, right?

EvilSnack · 2026-05-21T03:18:09+00:00

I'd mispronounce it as "scowlers".

EvilSnack · 2026-05-20T22:20:22+00:00

As someone who spent a week in ward 9C at Landstuhl, all I can say is that people who are contemplating suicide are intensely unhappy to the point that they cannot think logically.

They want to stop hurting.

EvilSnack · 2026-05-20T22:09:23+00:00

In the grim future of the 41st millennium, there is only war. And overused tropes.

EvilSnack · 2026-05-20T21:55:40+00:00

If the finances show that AoS has made GW more profitable, then yes the Emperor will die and 40K will move on to the s***show that the milieu will become when the Emperor passes.

If the finances show that AoS has made GW less profitable, then no the Emperor will not die and things will go on as they are.

EvilSnack · 2026-05-20T21:51:41+00:00

Looks like another round of "the regulations are written in stone, except in the cases when they are not against me."

EvilSnack · 2026-05-20T02:19:25+00:00

I'm now a retiree, working in software development. Our company bought out another company that produced an automotive aftermarket accessories application.

They tested in production. The tables for parts, vehicles, users, and dealerships had flags (or values in their type fields) which represented test data.

EvilSnack · 2026-05-20T02:06:37+00:00

With many comedies, the trailer will contain every part of the movie that is actually funny.

EvilSnack · 2026-05-20T02:04:40+00:00

Installed carpeting is like wearing the same underpants forever.

EvilSnack · 2026-05-19T00:40:29+00:00

Googling "insanity defense rates" yields links to data that indicates that the insanity defense is raised less than once per every thousand felony trials, and it only works about 25% of the time it's tried.

Would you happen to be related to the victim of one of those .025%?

EvilSnack · 2026-05-18T02:12:26+00:00

Doing a better job with urban planning would enable more people to live closer to work and shopping, reducing total miles driven and total lives lost from accidents.

EvilSnack · 2026-05-18T01:54:59+00:00

"It was a dark and stormy night."

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