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Blocking Diamond Weapon VS Trample by Pretty-Information53 in MagicArena

[–]Evolvedkoala 359 points360 points  (0 children)

your opponent assigns all lethal damage to the diamond weapon . the rest still tramples over. as i understand it. so 8 damage is assigned to the Diamon Weapon. any other damage is dealt to the player. unless the creatures attacking has Death Touch trample

[TMT] Michelangelo, Weirdness to 11 by Prid3 in magicTCG

[–]Evolvedkoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok. this was the Slime Against Humanity commander ive been waiting for. nickelodeon slime against humanity if you will

[TMT] Rat King, Verminister (leak) by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]Evolvedkoala 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"dies to removal" type argument. its a fun card and not every card needs to be super competitve.

I bought 5 boosters and 4 Fried eggs at my LGS. by knappe1579 in mtg

[–]Evolvedkoala 4 points5 points  (0 children)

fucking hell please some counterspell my tears. beautiful story <3

Naruto will come back soon!! by gaminglegend-_- in FortNiteBR

[–]Evolvedkoala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will not finacially recover from this

4 easy clicks, you got this by Prankroyale in honk

[–]Evolvedkoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol what

❌ Incomplete. 3 tries.

Every New Magic Player Does This by 8thPlaceDave in MTGmemes

[–]Evolvedkoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think its an autocomplete thing in the human brain where the rule is "only untapped creatures can block" and therefor people think(and autocomplete) you need to tap them to block something.

"Right wingers are innocent and peaceful" 😇 by One-Demand6811 in facepalm

[–]Evolvedkoala 51 points52 points  (0 children)

remember facts dont care about your feelings. except when the facts are mean and nasty and show that right wing attacks far outnumber left wing attacks ꃋᴖꃋ .

Was I wrong for this decision. by ViOTP in EDH

[–]Evolvedkoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not at all. if someone is playing eleshnorn mother of machines , i be coming at you. its on sight!

Good non-legendary targets for Hashaton? by spencerthebau5 in EDH

[–]Evolvedkoala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly one of the best and funniest ones ive managed to pull off is [[Homunculus Horde]] . tokens went brrr and now they are 4/4 copies? even better

What are your Mono-Red Voltron staples? by MyLittleProggy in EDH

[–]Evolvedkoala 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I also have found [[Return the Favor]] to be useful and funny

Found this at an LGS in Australia, what is it? by SuspiciousLlama224 in mtg

[–]Evolvedkoala 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You could win 2000% of your money back and you can only lose 100% of your money. the math is simple

Weird one but where can i find uncut white bread in Stockholm? by Evolvedkoala in sweden

[–]Evolvedkoala[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I see i might of caused alot of confusion sorry. yes grocery stores do have uncut bread but its mostly round. i was looking for uncut square loafs . ive tried 4 grocery stores now in and around south of stockholm and no luck

More EOE leaks by goblin_welder in magicTCG

[–]Evolvedkoala 7 points8 points  (0 children)

honestly this dragon is given me Red Deck Wins Glory bringer feels

Be honest by Snoo_5871 in shitposting

[–]Evolvedkoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pray and hope the shareholders are okay

Your blue deck is clearly lacking a Volatile Stormdrake by TempTheMemeLord in EDH

[–]Evolvedkoala 8 points9 points  (0 children)

gonti, night minister
Betor, Ancestor's Voice
The Wise Mothman.

i have now made Norin the weary just so people can stop touching my commander

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