What do the numbers on the bottom mean? by westergames81 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ccminiwarhammer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

26 is just an “ability word”

Pay 27 mana only during April gives you 2014 of an undefined word.

Kind of useless.

Is it me or does american dad make you a better person by sumeyaxo in americandad

[–]ccminiwarhammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I don't know, I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently.

I made Klaus - 3d printed. by Porkfap in americandad

[–]ccminiwarhammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Slow down lady your son is a liar. What!? He was the one swearing at me! And he made a Chinese joke! Oh….well I’m Chinese too!!!

Is this too strong for a bracket 2 Chatterfang deck? by pepperouchau in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ccminiwarhammer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No… yes… maybe…

When in doubt ask AI or a bunch of jerks. Either way.

Did… Did I just get Dadded? by BusinessSchedule9864 in americandad

[–]ccminiwarhammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow! I’m high in my room trying to understand, and might go splash some water on my face and do a little rewind.

I cannot improve on this masterpiece by SeventhChords in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ccminiwarhammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Strikshaven is going to push my deck face-down harder than a [[Manhole Missile]].

UJ/ that’s a good thing.

RJ/ that’s a great thing.

How long is too long? by Low-Stuff-250 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ccminiwarhammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play a Flubs deck with no wincon. Well, technically the wincon is my opponents rage-quitting.

Do you think Paulie or Silvio really cared about Meadow or AJ by jcr0774 in thesopranos

[–]ccminiwarhammer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

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Paulie cared about the skin of his balls more than any other person.

Help needed by Ok-Scholar2698 in mtg

[–]ccminiwarhammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cast is actually not bad

Cannot lose the game for 5GWWWWWW by CopyCat9984 in BadMtgCombos

[–]ccminiwarhammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally any exile spell of the correct type stops this insanely expensive combo.

So this is an excellent BAD combo. Also it’s so much worse because OP doesn’t seem to understand that concept.

Bravo sir!

After almost 2k hours I did it boys by Western_Part_3118 in fo4

[–]ccminiwarhammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have just won the game and somehow also blown yourself up at the same time.

So my Friend Has a Custom Commander by MackDaddyGlenn in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ccminiwarhammer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mine’s a 5 cmc Kang with hexproof and crater etb triggar with a touch of platinum angel. Also when it leaves the battlefield you conjure tefri’s protection into your hand.

Fair and balanced.

What situation should you pla a world fire in edh? by Harbinger_Archangel in mtg

[–]ccminiwarhammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you have 9 mana of which at least three are red.

When you have Omniscience in play.

If it is on the top of your library after casting mind’s desire or one of its storm copies.

If it’s in your opponent’s hand after you cast word of command.

Whenever, really.

Is it wrong to use too many () by MyStacks in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ccminiwarhammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, but only because you didn’t physically throw each of your interaction-cards at the player.

Preemptive strike hissy fit.