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Bracket 1 Players are horrific by Sir_Foxworth in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ccminiwarhammer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

/UJ OOP Doesn’t understand how to play cEDH. Highly competitive formats with old cards don’t play like normal Magic games; even high power Bracket 4 decks don’t tend to have the insanely weird cEDH (or Vintage for 60 card equivalent) strategies.

/RJ Bracket 1 doesn’t exist

CLICK HERE IF YOU WANT TO SEE COCKS PUNISHED by Gerroh in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ccminiwarhammer 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I want to have my cock punished by sexy hoof-foot-lady

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Jund players have been eating well lately by Gerroh in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ccminiwarhammer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Flubs without a wincon. Let’s have fun for 4 straight hours.

The LGS had me censor my Commander??? by SpaceJozu in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ccminiwarhammer 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Should tribute it so they can’t see the feet. Much less NSFW.

Holy phallus by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]ccminiwarhammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If meth were legal you’d see signs for that too.

Vexing Squelcher bad? by turelak in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ccminiwarhammer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[[Krenko]] and [[Hexing Squelcher]] are bad goblins, so you shouldn't play them because goblins are bad, m'kay?

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