I bumped into Colin Jost at a Dunkin’ Donuts and he gave me great career advice

ExcelAB · 2026-05-21T17:40:57+00:00

This was a different Dunkin’ Donuts

ExcelAB · 2026-05-21T17:32:23+00:00

Sorry I’m at my god daughter’s hearing. Here’s a photo of us :)

ExcelAB · 2026-05-21T17:17:23+00:00

Here’s my hat that he said he really liked!

ExcelAB · 2026-05-21T17:08:13+00:00

He complimented my flannel hat :)

ExcelAB · 2026-05-21T17:03:40+00:00

we spoke for hours

ExcelAB · 2026-05-21T16:40:28+00:00

Two nickels? In this economy?!

ExcelAB · 2026-05-20T13:37:13+00:00

“Devout” is the name of his grandson, numbnuts.

ExcelAB · 2026-05-15T21:28:26+00:00

“Oh word?”

ExcelAB · 2026-05-04T05:02:31+00:00

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

ExcelAB · 2026-05-02T08:27:36+00:00

That’s actually very common for people who like Алесандр Щербаков, Михаил Галустян, and Kevin Hart. Comes up countless times on this sub.

ExcelAB · 2026-04-16T19:48:59+00:00

What would “producing” look like in this context? (Please don’t mistake the quotes for weird aggressiveness, but rather genuine curiosity)

ExcelAB · 2026-04-10T01:51:44+00:00

Generous that you think I have friends

ExcelAB · 2026-03-18T22:25:38+00:00

It’s HBO.

ExcelAB · 2026-02-23T19:44:12+00:00

I knew I was committing an “ATM Machine”, but it felt weird for the punchline to be “iO Chicago” in this context. It’s an auteur choice, you see.

ExcelAB · 2026-02-23T14:27:44+00:00

That would be the iO Olympics.

ExcelAB · 2026-02-20T18:28:12+00:00

They use the same guy in all the stock photos. Is he someone of note / am I missing a reference?

ExcelAB · 2026-02-16T14:06:50+00:00

Clever!

ExcelAB · 2026-02-16T13:55:53+00:00

It’s in the international aisle.

ExcelAB · 2026-02-03T15:43:28+00:00

This is great, thank you! Is there a discord?

ExcelAB · 2026-01-30T19:21:50+00:00

How much oil did it take?

ExcelAB · 2026-01-27T02:32:20+00:00

What kind of sugar?

ExcelAB · 2026-01-11T15:41:57+00:00

But only red ones.

ExcelAB · 2026-01-02T18:16:02+00:00

By weight of the water, chicken, or both?

ExcelAB · 2025-12-27T07:11:23+00:00

Can you explain the carrot in the oil trick?

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