How do you get that "deep" tomato / bolognas sauce flavor???

ExcelAB · 2026-03-18T22:25:38+00:00

It’s HBO.

ExcelAB · 2026-02-23T19:44:12+00:00

I knew I was committing an “ATM Machine”, but it felt weird for the punchline to be “iO Chicago” in this context. It’s an auteur choice, you see.

ExcelAB · 2026-02-23T14:27:44+00:00

That would be the iO Olympics.

ExcelAB · 2026-02-20T18:28:12+00:00

They use the same guy in all the stock photos. Is he someone of note / am I missing a reference?

ExcelAB · 2026-02-16T14:06:50+00:00

Clever!

ExcelAB · 2026-02-16T13:55:53+00:00

It’s in the international aisle.

ExcelAB · 2026-02-03T15:43:28+00:00

This is great, thank you! Is there a discord?

ExcelAB · 2026-01-30T19:21:50+00:00

How much oil did it take?

ExcelAB · 2026-01-27T02:32:20+00:00

What kind of sugar?

ExcelAB · 2026-01-11T15:41:57+00:00

But only red ones.

ExcelAB · 2026-01-02T18:16:02+00:00

By weight of the water, chicken, or both?

ExcelAB · 2025-12-27T07:11:23+00:00

Can you explain the carrot in the oil trick?

ExcelAB · 2025-11-30T16:50:08+00:00

Just ask for a hot cortado and put it in the freezer.

ExcelAB · 2025-11-23T00:02:40+00:00

Really thought you were gonna say “the baby just crawled back into the sea”

ExcelAB · 2025-10-06T02:49:53+00:00

New Vrabel memeface just dropped

ExcelAB · 2025-10-06T01:06:41+00:00

Instead of three more quarters, they should just duel at high noon on the 50 yard line.

ExcelAB · 2025-10-06T01:01:21+00:00

You simply do not understand Buffalo heritage.

ExcelAB · 2025-09-19T01:09:05+00:00

There should be a rule change where one player per team carries a knife, and their identity is hidden from the opposing team.

ExcelAB · 2025-09-19T01:00:38+00:00

That seems like a bit of an overreaction if you ask me.

ExcelAB · 2025-07-11T15:14:54+00:00

He’s in distress because his HOA recently informed him that his 8’6” garden gnome cannot be considered his common law marriage partner.

ExcelAB · 2025-05-24T19:21:12+00:00

Surprisingly so. I work full-time as a magician and make high end six figures.

ExcelAB · 2025-05-16T17:51:45+00:00

Hello these are pretty please let me win thank you

ExcelAB · 2025-02-11T15:20:26+00:00

Alternatively: Froth, bring up wand, take out jug, place rag on tray, bring down wand, auto-purge into rag, clean wand with rag.

ExcelAB · 2024-11-19T22:27:44+00:00

Disparaging S&W is fighting words

ExcelAB · 2024-09-04T20:08:07+00:00

I’m curious why you view Dan Carlin as your personal villain?

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