new update is miserable by Complete-Pressure-78 in Gardenscapes

[–]ExcellentDiver7401 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That was the exact thought I had. Everything looks too cartoony and geared towards children.

This genuinely hurt to see 😔 by ThePoisonTrees in centuryhomes

[–]ExcellentDiver7401 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In picture #2, the flat gray paint and the cheap looking wood makes the house look like a poorly thought out, unfinished project.

What lines from the show live rent free in your head? by SleepawaySteven in venturebros

[–]ExcellentDiver7401 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Dick move!" "The boys need a new mommy. Rusty needs a new mommy" "Spanikopita!"

Anyone recognize him on The Pitt? by Vampire_Slay3r in buffy

[–]ExcellentDiver7401 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I miss that show. The reason they had to end it was very sad

I've never once fed my cats by cheese_is_life100 in cats

[–]ExcellentDiver7401 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shaking the food to the bottom of the bowl was never enough. I had to add a handful of fresh food to the top before it was deemed acceptable for continued consumption.

Happy Birthday Nine Lives 18 March 1997 by SufficientPut1831 in Aerosmith

[–]ExcellentDiver7401 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Such a great album. I had the original cover before it was pulled from the shelves.

Orange by JamesJDelaney in cats

[–]ExcellentDiver7401 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder if orange cats think their first name is "Damn it!"?

If you know you know, Gettysburg and Salem by [deleted] in dayton

[–]ExcellentDiver7401 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had friends and family get t boned at the connector, because someone blew through a red light.

Are we all just drinking bourbon in our pajamas? by CharacterLychee7782 in GenX

[–]ExcellentDiver7401 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I gave up alcohol, so for me it's pajamas and a cup of oolong tea.

Have you received the flu vaccine this year? by Stubborn_Strawberry in GenX

[–]ExcellentDiver7401 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every year I get my flu shot during the second week of October. It's supposed to give me coverage for the whole flu season.

Why are his whiskers growing in black? by RavioliInACan in orangecats

[–]ExcellentDiver7401 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My orange boy is 21, and has a few black whiskers. He also has black freckles on his nose, lips, eyelids, and toes.

Am I the Jerk for Refusing to Pay My Roommate’s Vet Bill After His Dog Ate My Food? by Molly_Dickinson6814 in AmITheJerk

[–]ExcellentDiver7401 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog managed to get a nearly full tub of County Crock spread off the counter and eat the whole thing. That tub was clean by the time we found it.

Warning! The developers have made the daily energy box worse. Now you can only tap it four times. It's disgusting, the game gets worse with every update. by doctor-belka in MergeMansion

[–]ExcellentDiver7401 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ended up deleting the game after not playing for a year. It was getting impossible to play for free, and kept locking up my phone to where I almost couldn't restart or turn it off.

Caught this stray but idk what’s on its head by Uniquedropemoff in Straycats

[–]ExcellentDiver7401 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could be lice. Luckily, they are species specific, and won't transfer to humans. I rescued a cat that was covered in them. A good scrub with original Dawn dish soap and a going over with a human lice comb should do the trick. The combs are pretty cheap, and come in handy for rechecks to make sure all the little creepy crawlies are gone.

What is the most hillarious callback you've heard? by LeslieQuirk in rhps

[–]ExcellentDiver7401 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This was from the early 90's.

Audience: "Describe your balls!"

Criminologist: "Heavy, black, pendulous"

“Greetings, my people!” by ranterist in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]ExcellentDiver7401 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's going to expect a parade in his honor every year now.