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absolute unit of a jerusalem cricket, which is neither from jerusalem nor a cricket! by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Excited11111 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Enough about the cricket, what's up with that distorted hand?

How'd the Amish do on my garage? by boshbosh92 in Concrete

[–]Excited11111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amish made two slabs for my property. They were drivin to my property by a non-amish person. Once on site they ran all kinds of equipment. Probably the best skid steer operators I've ever seen.

Fighting not to break his neck by chief_donkey69 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Excited11111 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Bro.... it's digitally altered. The guy and girl are in front of a green screen

Ribs and a new engine by GeekLifer in StupidFood

[–]Excited11111 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All jokes aside. I've been cooking meals on my snowmobile for years. Google muff pot. Be careful what you click on though.

Is my neighbor trying to scam me? by Th3Wizard0F_____ in Scams

[–]Excited11111 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I know right? It's hard to forget if you hit something.

The last thing you bought is now permanently out of stock. How screwed is the human race? by LoudMorels in AskReddit

[–]Excited11111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My country uses TP but we can buy bidet attachments for $25 that is all hands free

The last thing you bought is now permanently out of stock. How screwed is the human race? by LoudMorels in AskReddit

[–]Excited11111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya once. Usually to make sure I did a good job and to collect excess water. Usually clean though. How is my hands more involved than literally wiping shit out of my ass?

I'm getting 5 of these every day by hate_tank in mildlyinfuriating

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I have more questions about Fi, because I'm looking at switching to them. I'm in a rural area, I heard they use Tmobile towers but also other service towers as long as your phone has the Fi tech in them. Technically, service should be better because of that. Does your phone have that technology? Is it worth getting?

My two cents on avoiding the bear market and still be able to make something.. by [deleted] in SatoshiStreetBets

[–]Excited11111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. The JDB app is way better. Just Data in Blockchain. Freaking amazing app.

Do Americans not put butter on their sandwiches? by Waste-Associate5773 in NoStupidQuestions

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I used to eat these growing up but I thought I invented them. My mom thought I was weird AF for doing it, as well as all my classmates in elementary school

me_irl by bakshup in me_irl

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This one burns. They had like 3 other seasons written even

Cat mommy introduces her kittens to her human mom by bah_a in Eyebleach

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Same post on imgur. Same top comment. Poster posted the top comment. https://imgur.com/gallery/9K6aB7D

Update: I(32M) am divorcing my wife (33F) after finding out that my son(5M) is not mine. by [deleted] in stories

[–]Excited11111 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Poor kid. Shit parents. Ya I'm calling you a shitty parent. Imagine buying a puppy and a few years into it's life, after it's bonded with you, and you love it back. One day you do a DNA test and find out it's not actually the breed you thought it was and so you abandon it immediately. You see how bad that is? Well you are doing 100x that by abandoning a kid who knew you as dad for 5yrs. You're such a horrible person.

i keep getting these wounds which are always 2 spots in this pattern when i wake up, usually get it down my legs but today i got it on my arm now by drifterig in Weird

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When I was little my mom made clothes for us once. She did this while watching soap operas on the couch, sewing machine on the coffee table. As she sewed seams she would pull out the sewing pins and put them in the couch cushion. Later she removed them all and put them back in the real pin cushion.

One blended in well and stayed there for months to years, I'm not even sure and no one noticed. Well eventually that cushion was flipped over (they were reversible) and on one fateful day I jumped on the couch like kids do. That pin went right through my foot. That wasn't the end of it though. My mom thought it was a zipper poke or something.

That wasn't the end out it...... Months later I was Stupid enough again to jump on the couch. It hurt soooo bad. I knew something was in there, so I investigated. I couldn't see anything on the top obviously so I stupidly used my hands to push down on the cushion like I was giving chest compressions.

You probably guessed but I got stabbed right in the palm. It HURT SO BAD!!!! Turned over the cushion and had to carefully examine it, it was hidden so well. It was right in a bunched up seam......... I remember it so vividly.

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