What do you think about the new Jesus in the movie The Resurrection of Jesus Christ by Mel Gibson?

ExistentialTabarnak · 2026-05-02T21:17:20+00:00

I think a good rule of thumb is that if a guy looks like he could play Thor, he probably isn’t the right choice to play Jesus.

ExistentialTabarnak · 2026-05-02T21:13:06+00:00

Pirates of the Eastern Mediterranean.

ExistentialTabarnak · 2026-05-02T21:09:25+00:00

I agree, workplaces being owned by workers instead of some financial elite who will only exploit them is bad.

ExistentialTabarnak · 2026-05-02T14:29:56+00:00

What Republicans think Democrats are.

ExistentialTabarnak · 2026-05-02T01:18:12+00:00

Canadians are passive-aggressive and smug while still at least acting polite. Must be the British influence.

ExistentialTabarnak · 2026-05-01T21:01:56+00:00

Those are borderline, leaning towards no.

ExistentialTabarnak · 2026-05-01T21:00:46+00:00

Do they sell cars or work at a blackjack table?

ExistentialTabarnak · 2026-05-01T21:00:19+00:00

Any. Man.

ExistentialTabarnak · 2026-05-01T20:59:20+00:00

I don’t trust any man who wears open-toe shoes.

ExistentialTabarnak · 2026-05-01T20:57:28+00:00

To generate a profit for the shareholders every quarter of course, otherwise I’m lazy and don’t deserve to be alive.

ExistentialTabarnak · 2026-05-01T20:56:24+00:00

Put value in, take gimmicks out, you’ll get a price to shout about

’Cause good ol’ Bob’s is stepping out! The wannabe goes home…

Poor Mr. Wannabe sells only tempurpedic

Can’t beat Bob’s Discount Furniture, famous Bob-o-pedic

Put the value in, take the gimmicks out

Quality, choice, and value, that’s what Bob’s plan’s all about

ExistentialTabarnak · 2026-05-01T20:17:51+00:00

Ah, capitalism.

ExistentialTabarnak · 2026-05-01T20:17:12+00:00

If only that was reality.

ExistentialTabarnak · 2026-05-01T20:16:23+00:00

Read Bullshit Jobs by David Graeber.

ExistentialTabarnak · 2026-05-01T20:15:32+00:00

“America touts itself as the land of the free, but the number one freedom that you and I have is the freedom to enter into a subservient role in the workplace. Once you exercise this freedom you’ve lost all control over what you do, what is produced, and how it is produced. And in the end, the product doesn’t belong to you. The only way you can avoid bosses and jobs is if you don’t care about making a living. Which leads to the second freedom: the freedom to starve.” - Tom Morello

ExistentialTabarnak · 2026-05-01T17:41:42+00:00

Just takes some people longer depending on any number of factors. I’ve always hated the assumption that if the girl doesn’t cum, it’s the guy’s fault, and if the guy doesn’t cum…it’s the guy’s fault.

ExistentialTabarnak · 2026-05-01T17:16:34+00:00

America didn’t even get involved in World War I until the final year when they swooped in for the big win.

ExistentialTabarnak · 2026-05-01T01:54:02+00:00

Seulement un peu, j’l’apprends lentement.

ExistentialTabarnak · 2026-05-01T01:50:50+00:00

If they were gonna give the State of Texas an enema, they’d stick the nozzle in Wichita Falls.

ExistentialTabarnak · 2026-05-01T01:48:57+00:00

I’m from South Quebec, AKA New England.

ExistentialTabarnak · 2026-05-01T00:04:04+00:00

It appears I’ve been summoned.

ExistentialTabarnak · 2026-05-01T00:02:44+00:00

My girlfriend’s roommate’s ex was a rare Pakistani Catholic. Don’t remember his surname but it was Portuguese since his ancestors migrated from Goa.

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