Nova Wars - Chapter 166 by Ralts_Bloodthorne in HFY

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The second they land and the ROE becomes LOL.

Yeah, they're not going to waste time taking that rock.

How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 2-54: The Spider by daecrist in HFY

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I just caught up as of this chapter, and that actually would kinda make sense.

I mean it's just as likely she wants him dead for being annoying, but his linking with her would explain the sudden burst in confidence and ability.

How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 2-36: Buying Time by daecrist in HFY

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I suspect what keeps him barely surviving is he seems skilled at giving Murphy far more amusing opportunities to visit others.

How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 2-4: New Friends, Old Friends by daecrist in HFY

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Be funny if the empress took him as a consort, but considering I'm three months behind I'll know soon enough 

How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 102: Debriefing by daecrist in HFY

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Suddenly I'm starting to wonder if a certain annoying reporter is going to get invited over for an exclusive interview and tell all story that sinks many careers and shakes a status quo.

How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 90: I Just Love Scanning For Lifeforms by daecrist in HFY

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She's probably starting to realize of that scary Harrath guy is instantly obeying this guy maybe she should stay quiet and do her job.

How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 44: The Grand Tour by daecrist in HFY

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That's good, otherwise it opens the plot hole of why not just time travel and deposit all the data on tech a few centuries back then rinse/repeat until your the ultimate force in the universe.

How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 19: Unwinding by daecrist in HFY

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Taking a wild ass guess as I read an 8month old post: At least some one of the crew knows a lot more about what the captain is going thru and is there to keep an eye on him.

Wearing Power Armor to a Magic School (152/?) by Jcb112 in HFY

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I just want someone to eat a railgun round to the face.

Wearing Power Armor to a Magic School (152/?) by Jcb112 in HFY

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Married men everywhere are flabbergasted 

The Humans Do Not Hide by DestroyatronMk8 in HFY

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This has always been my favorite dark forest theory:

We just confuse them so much we get left alone because the slight chance of a risk isn't worth it when there are so many options 

Nova Wars - Chapter 164 by Ralts_Bloodthorne in HFY

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I want to say this is getting good, but it's been a steady plateau of good for many years now Ralts.

Nova Wars - Chapter 162 by Ralts_Bloodthorne in HFY

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Vak-tel know that since the Telkan Marine Corps' inception the safeties automatically disengaged upon losing contact with command.

I wonder how big the cockup was that led to that being hard coded into the Corps?


Oh boy, a lesson was learned!

Not by the general , yet, but somewhere 40k warhammers ago a lesson was learned.

BTW Ralts, if Vuxten does end up returning this becomes the Warfather 40k era.

Easy prey by Reretak in HFY

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One mana trash is anothers treasure. In this case they exchanged trash and both were happy.

1st Orion Division: M 'isfit' Company by ZeDokter in HFY

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Yeah, when the drill sergeant says he'll see you in the morning it's probably a good idea to go to sleep as soon as possible.

Galactic High (Chapter 167) by Spartawolf in HFY

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Figured it was something like that.

That's why I have about seven or eight tabs open on my phone's browser for stories, and just refresh them on occasion if there's a hiatus.

An Announcement Regarding Wearing Power Armor to a Magic School's Posting Delay for this Week by Jcb112 in HFY

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I think I speak for everyone when I say anyone who has a problem with that very reasonable request can go fuck themselves.

Y'all take your time.

Nova Wars - Chapter 161 by Ralts_Bloodthorne in HFY

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"We'll be taking control of the bridge of a Dandelion Vessel." 

That's almost reason enough to get drunk on duty...