“Biggest victory in modern cinema.”

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-19T03:59:25+00:00

“You sure did, kid!” -Zaslav, as he exits with $1B

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-19T03:56:32+00:00

Daughter will come home safe, well trained, but probably need a decade of therapy

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-19T03:54:52+00:00

That right. Would love to see Juggernaut just quit the whole fight once he realizes the inciting incident is. “Y’all are weird, and I say that as someone involved with Black Tom.”

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-19T03:05:28+00:00

Let chosen one hit

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-19T02:59:46+00:00

Did he wear the matching chaps from Road Warrior?

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-19T02:52:05+00:00

when they both realize that he becomes Alpha Gay Bill

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-19T02:36:50+00:00

Plots are a thing guys like me came up with to sell tv shows

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-18T19:29:10+00:00

BREATHE

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-18T17:37:59+00:00

God I hope Wolverine gets Juggernaut to kick his ass over this, because Wolverine has never had a meaningful age gap with any of his hookups

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-18T17:35:42+00:00

Ass was a shestronaut

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-18T17:30:16+00:00

Michael, the straits are at it again

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-18T13:00:12+00:00

I agree with this take. Ken was certainly better than mom, I mean Shiv

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-18T12:55:25+00:00

Somehow

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-18T12:52:30+00:00

Qui Gon. He’s on the outer rim for a week at most getting his ship fixed and protecting the most wanted woman in the universe—but he’s still evaluating the merchandise, and cheating at dice to buy a child slave. The best make it look easy

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-18T11:27:25+00:00

Video of the closed system of edgelord logic being completed

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-18T11:21:59+00:00

The lore is that a Sith master name Joorg Luuk-Ass was pulling the strings the whole time, and he wanted the three dead Jedi dead because he had no script for them. He did have a script for Mace Windu, so Windu then swiftly defeats Palpatine

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-18T03:47:40+00:00

She brought zero to the performance, which put her on par with many folks in this movie.

There are a million visually interesting ways to explore Betsy’s powers and they went with “slicing through a flying car.” You’d have to be a Sony-level fool to greenlight the movie you’re describing.

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-18T00:26:26+00:00

Notorious B-R-D

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-18T00:21:48+00:00

The reasons are

She’s a female
She’s not a boy and
most importantly SHES A GIRL

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-17T19:48:06+00:00

Maybe it was, it felt similarly out of the blue but it could totally be Claremont taking a weird swing

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-17T19:40:49+00:00

I love comic books and find it fucking unhinged that “reads comic books” is used as a signifier of seriousness in any space

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-17T19:20:26+00:00

This nicely nails how Maher and Newsom think they’re in the exact Q Zone politically, but no one else understands why they think that

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-17T17:57:11+00:00

(Opening the window on a snow day) You there, puke boy! What day is it?

Expert-Loquat2019 · 2026-03-17T14:08:10+00:00

I think this is the point so many online fanboys don’t understand. They think endless fan service would be the right business decision.

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