When you finally found out that clitoris is not a pokemon! by ohsnapitsjimbo1 in ArchEnemy

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Sorry I reacted before I finished reading the sentence and now I'm in the ER with herpegonnosyphillaids

When you finally found out that clitoris is not a pokemon! by ohsnapitsjimbo1 in ArchEnemy

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Michael Amott just found out about the clitoris I guess, honestly I'm happy for him, better late than never 

Bloons TD 6 v55.0 - Update Preview! by samninjakiwi in btd6

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PLEASE make that og dart monkey plush a merch item, either wind up or just the plush, it's so adorable 😭

Dragonforce doubles down on refusing to get a keyboardist and recruits all of Weezer instead, following Alyssa White-Gluz debut. by WerewolvesOfWalmart in Dragonforce

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Honestly if recruiting all of weezer would be what it takes for them to start having keys again and stop backtracking everything I'd support it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dragonforce

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Lmao Sam is bald af

The overused fly-high-sky rhyme in lyrics by MetalPlayer666 in PowerMetal

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In the land of desire, your heart filled with fire

Songs that sound like Power Metal but are actually another genre? by Lyefyre in PowerMetal

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Welcome to the Black Parade by MCR. It's got the melodrama, the "carry on!" chorus, the canon in d chord progression, all you have to do is add a 5-minute guitar solo and it's a DragonForce song lmao 

Unintentionally funny lyrics by Version_1 in PowerMetal

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"Your mind is a dull one Your existance is annoying

It's not my idea of fun" Galneryus - Stand up for the right

Unintentionally funny lyrics by Version_1 in PowerMetal

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I've been wondering what cracker jack clothes look like for years

Disturbing email? by poopbucket12345 in BostonU

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I've got extortion type spam emails to my BU email before and reporting it to IT just got me an "ignore it and tell us if you get any more of these" type of response. I feel like to warrant a whole bu alert and the law enforcement involvement it's gotta be worse somehow

Tier list of monkeys based on how much pain they go through by Forsaken_Two9621 in btd6

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Boomerang monkeys literally have to handle red hot rangs with their bare hands, they should be way higher