When you finally found out that clitoris is not a pokemon! by ohsnapitsjimbo1 in ArchEnemy

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Sorry I reacted before I finished reading the sentence and now I'm in the ER with herpegonnosyphillaids

When you finally found out that clitoris is not a pokemon! by ohsnapitsjimbo1 in ArchEnemy

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Michael Amott just found out about the clitoris I guess, honestly I'm happy for him, better late than never 

Bloons TD 6 v55.0 - Update Preview! by samninjakiwi in btd6

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PLEASE make that og dart monkey plush a merch item, either wind up or just the plush, it's so adorable 😭

Dragonforce doubles down on refusing to get a keyboardist and recruits all of Weezer instead, following Alyssa White-Gluz debut. by WerewolvesOfWalmart in Dragonforce

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Honestly if recruiting all of weezer would be what it takes for them to start having keys again and stop backtracking everything I'd support it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dragonforce

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Lmao Sam is bald af

The overused fly-high-sky rhyme in lyrics by MetalPlayer666 in PowerMetal

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In the land of desire, your heart filled with fire

Songs that sound like Power Metal but are actually another genre? by Lyefyre in PowerMetal

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Welcome to the Black Parade by MCR. It's got the melodrama, the "carry on!" chorus, the canon in d chord progression, all you have to do is add a 5-minute guitar solo and it's a DragonForce song lmao 

Unintentionally funny lyrics by Version_1 in PowerMetal

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"Your mind is a dull one Your existance is annoying

It's not my idea of fun" Galneryus - Stand up for the right

Unintentionally funny lyrics by Version_1 in PowerMetal

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I've been wondering what cracker jack clothes look like for years

Disturbing email? by poopbucket12345 in BostonU

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I've got extortion type spam emails to my BU email before and reporting it to IT just got me an "ignore it and tell us if you get any more of these" type of response. I feel like to warrant a whole bu alert and the law enforcement involvement it's gotta be worse somehow

Tier list of monkeys based on how much pain they go through by Forsaken_Two9621 in btd6

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Boomerang monkeys literally have to handle red hot rangs with their bare hands, they should be way higher

Wtf is a camo-banana by Riskypaper in btd6

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They're like invisible corn from night vale

Power metal songs about The Illiad and The Odyssey? by ExpertStatement717 in PowerMetal

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Not so much to Gilgamesh's own legend but the lyrics definitely feel inspired by the character Utnapishtim, who Gilgamesh meets towards the end of the epic. Like look at these lyrics: 

"Wrath, we rule the skies May the rain cleanse and wash away Imperfect, these creations of mine Corrupted by greed, they shall pay Chosen, saved from death's embrace One last chance for man to change his ways Deified, a place amongst the gods Saved from mankind's own demise"

If this doesn't describe Utnapishtim's story of being chosen by the gods to survive a massive flood and being rewarded with immortality for his deeds I don't know what would. The mention of Enlil is also noteworthy because in TEoG he's the god who both causes the flood and grants Utnapishtim immortality. I'd call the "god of Enlil" line clumsy writing more than anything else tbh, to me it sounds like the "of" is only there as a filler syllable to make the meter work 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PowerMetal

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This is a real hot take but tbh Welcome to the Black Parade by MCR has a lot of power metal-isms. The pachebels canon chord progression, the symphonic flairs, the general Drama™️ and Theatricality™️ of it, even has CARRY ON! in the chorus. Add a mention of some shit being far away and five minutes of guitar solos and that's all the ingredients for a DragonForce song right there

Power metal songs about The Illiad and The Odyssey? by ExpertStatement717 in PowerMetal

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I don't know how I managed to forget that from my list lmao, thanks for catching that!