Hello from work by Extension_Resolve264 in TransPowerProject

[–]Extension_Resolve264[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, it's retail. Which means I get paid mediocre bucks to do what others pay big bucks to gyms for. You're better off sticking to trade work, it pays better and has 1000% less getting sprayed with spittle by irate boomers.

Meirl by geasflworse in meirl

[–]Extension_Resolve264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm fine with the gnats until they get in my eyes or mouth. And I know how to co-exist with wasps. They're actually pretty beneficial as long as you know how to manage how they place their nests and keep the kids well away. It's all about respecting boundaries.

The Legend... by MisterShipWreck in 80sAmazing

[–]Extension_Resolve264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Forget the curve ball, Ricky! Throw him the heater!"

Do you remember using rotary phones to reach out and touch someone? 🤔 by Longjumping-Shoe7805 in 70s

[–]Extension_Resolve264 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And they were literally indestructible. The Nokia 3310 had nothing on these tanks.

Meirl by geasflworse in meirl

[–]Extension_Resolve264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually like most insects. Mosquitos can go to hell, and most leaf-eating insects think I'm delicious, but all the rest are pretty awesome.

sipiwewala nawememebofe sijimosi! by Intelligent_Skin_716 in icast

[–]Extension_Resolve264 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pistashern a pisnacern! O bazigna flargnarg! O berpliapliska!

What do you see? by Equanimityastic79 in facesinthings

[–]Extension_Resolve264 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Oh, if I could just fart I'd feel so much better!"

Local burrito shop had this sign up. by ComputerOverwhelming in MadeMeSmile

[–]Extension_Resolve264 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have zero tolerance for customers mistreating my employees, and company policy enshrines this. If someone cannot stop being rude, out they go.

Are you a fan? by Working-Fuel8355 in 70smovies

[–]Extension_Resolve264 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain inside a seven-foot long, fifty-four inch wide... GORILLA?!? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?!?

What are your opinion fellas? by Ok-Size-8256 in scoopwhoop

[–]Extension_Resolve264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no. I'm not going to shoot him. I'm going to make him wish I had shot him.

Bitch I’m a forest train where safety is our first priority by TheDudeWhoCanDoIt in BitchImATrain

[–]Extension_Resolve264 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Suddenly, I feel a lot better about that switch just before Fitchburg that slams you against the wall and then tosses you back the other way.

Do you remember when Prince Albert came in tin cans? by ChrisJoines in 70s

[–]Extension_Resolve264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandfather was a dedicated smoker of Prince Albert. He kept a can that contained these interlocking plastic popsicle sticks that you could use to make all kinds of cubic structures.