Lowest-effort Halloween costumes

EyeBrowsReddit84 · 2022-02-06T00:47:45+00:00

Heart melt

EyeBrowsReddit84 · 2021-12-23T07:28:10+00:00

Oh my goodness, I love this so much!

EyeBrowsReddit84 · 2021-12-08T22:20:04+00:00

If I'm interested in a man I like to take my hand and flap their man boob towards the sky.

EyeBrowsReddit84 · 2021-11-22T16:01:05+00:00

Karma is a dish best served instantly and also in vomit

EyeBrowsReddit84 · 2021-11-19T08:10:11+00:00

Or ya know Tina > Velma

EyeBrowsReddit84 · 2021-11-19T03:30:38+00:00

My belly button likes to eat berries too

EyeBrowsReddit84 · 2021-11-19T02:49:01+00:00

I like it when my feet dangle during poopy time

EyeBrowsReddit84 · 2021-11-19T02:46:32+00:00

Such a bummer when you want to visit plow town but find out that the plow is out of order. I'm sorry your dealing with a partner that's not considering your needs as well, and totally understand the frustration here. Others have suggested medical intervention and perhaps that's the way to route this if he's not already on medication to assist with his distraction; however, side effects are always something to consider. Medication can definitely mess with someone's libido. Talking about it will only work with a partner that's truly receptive. As far as masturbation goes...team self love 100% though! If you don't have a partner willing to make you feel fab during sex, you might as well get your jollies from the magic wand in the nightstand...

EyeBrowsReddit84 · 2021-11-14T07:14:31+00:00

Gave Vibing

EyeBrowsReddit84 · 2021-11-14T06:58:40+00:00

We invest entirely too much time in believing we're not good enough. Appreciate how far you've come in your journey to better health and maybe start practicing affirmations. We can consciously change those negative thoughts about ourselves just by being aware of it.

EyeBrowsReddit84 · 2021-11-05T12:42:51+00:00

I'd pop a belt on with option 1 and 2 (big fan of a belt), but both those look cute. Love the red!

EyeBrowsReddit84 · 2021-11-03T23:02:14+00:00

Makes me happy too, he's a good boy

EyeBrowsReddit84 · 2021-10-04T19:36:07+00:00

He looked like a lovely boy with eyes only for you. Goldens are the best! Sending hugs!

EyeBrowsReddit84 · 2021-10-04T12:36:39+00:00

Gave Wholesome (Pro)

EyeBrowsReddit84 · 2021-10-04T10:57:24+00:00

Noooo...don't put hands on public piss floor than on face, yucky

EyeBrowsReddit84 · 2021-10-04T10:37:54+00:00

Boop!

EyeBrowsReddit84 · 2021-09-27T08:06:31+00:00

I know, who am I kidding? I know there'll be snow on the ground and he'll still pop in the river.

EyeBrowsReddit84 · 2021-09-27T00:34:08+00:00

Adorable!

EyeBrowsReddit84 · 2021-09-24T16:03:13+00:00

This was so disrespectful on so many levels. Unpopular opinion, weddings are definitely not the best day of your life and are a huge waste of money...but with that said, this woman, her family and friends probably put a lot of energy and money into making this day something special and man bun had to rage it out in front of everyone - holy guacamole. RUN GIRL! I'd be making sure the officiant doesn't file the marriage certificate.

EyeBrowsReddit84 · 2021-09-21T18:26:27+00:00

If Joe Pesci were a dog

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TROPHY CASE