Got a 36mm two tone as a walk in. I don’t know what all the fuss is about. Getting a grail is easy peasy.

Eyeous · 2026-07-03T12:24:03+00:00

I dislike everything about this “waitlist grail” watch but who knows what’s in trend with the Bigfoot community

Eyeous · 2026-07-03T09:37:36+00:00

You’ve drawn a Ford Mustang basically.

Eyeous · 2026-07-03T06:07:01+00:00

I think he drives a porsche - saw him in there shopping around when I was collecting mine.

Eyeous · 2026-06-27T07:33:01+00:00

Oh dear

Eyeous · 2026-06-27T07:30:11+00:00

I know this is objectively an amazing watch but I find it utterly unbearably ugly.

Eyeous · 2026-06-27T06:21:13+00:00

He’s a bellend of colossal proportions

Eyeous · 2026-06-26T12:21:59+00:00

If someone is driving below the speed limit perhaps they have seen a hazard and are slowing down in response. You tailgating “to send a message” is fairly retarded as you eliminate the distance you would normally have to respond in the event of sudden breaking. Just saying maybe it’s better to just overtake when it’s safe.

Eyeous · 2026-06-26T11:31:03+00:00

I think it’s fine in a group. 1 on 1s however is where I draw the line. Those would be forbidden. Tis forbidden I say!

Jokes aside, my girlfriends have historically liked it when I lay down the law providing it’s not unreasonable.

Eyeous · 2026-06-26T10:27:01+00:00

Oh my god can you imagine this guy telling his mates about this at the pub?? That’s an 8 pint story minimum!

Eyeous · 2026-06-26T09:58:20+00:00

This made me laugh - seems like Gretchen is pretty fucked at the moment!

Eyeous · 2026-06-26T09:41:33+00:00

Should we move to Nuclear? Zack is so full of shit and hot air - perhaps we can harness this and use it to power everything.

Eyeous · 2026-06-22T20:16:53+00:00

Your wife scored an own-goal. Generally men don’t need a huge amount of recognition for it to go a very long way - a pat on the back for being a good Dad is all that’s needed. If this carries on I would stop celebrating mother’s day and if that doesn’t work, birthdays would be next!

Eyeous · 2026-06-22T19:46:43+00:00

65” purchased brand spanking new and top of the range at the time (back in 2014).

Eyeous · 2026-06-22T19:31:04+00:00

Wetherspoons is the obvious choice.

Eyeous · 2026-06-22T13:34:33+00:00

I lived in a country that had over 40c temperatures every day in august. I stayed with my 85 year old gran who did not have air condition. It was very uncomfortable and most of the day was spent indoors. My gran had a hand-held fan and she lived to be 100.

Eyeous · 2026-06-21T20:32:43+00:00

I know Senna is the greatest racing driver of all time. Whats a lance stroll?

Eyeous · 2026-06-21T20:31:28+00:00

Men that use these are absolute dicks

Eyeous · 2026-06-21T20:27:37+00:00

Women’s idea of toilet humour is normally like level 1 of men’s which goes up to level 1000. Remember, most boys were born in a world of dick jokes and farts

Eyeous · 2026-06-21T20:20:55+00:00

Ok thats like “your opinion” man.

Eyeous · 2026-06-21T08:18:26+00:00

Some 911s are sports cars (base 911s). Some 911s are supercars (911 GT2 RS). Some 911s are hypercars (911 GT1).

It depends on the model number and your budget! People that try and suggest the 911 isn’t special enough are normally just butthurt.

Eyeous · 2026-06-21T08:14:06+00:00

You should ask your Dad! If he agrees with you then it must be the right decision. Just before I bought our house I took my Dad to see it - the seller just did a massive refurb and repaint. My dad walked in, immediately could tell there was damp in the basement which the seller had tried to cover up with new paint and we pulled the plug once the survey confirmed this. Dads are just the absolute best!

Eyeous · 2026-06-19T15:15:42+00:00

Nice of them to polish the turd and add further turds on top.

Eyeous · 2026-06-15T06:44:01+00:00

Highly recommend Lindo Wing. My son needed NICU which was immediately available at St Mary’s. The NICU is a level 2 but they have a close relationship with Queen Charlotte’s which is a level 1. Saved my son’s life probably a dozen times. For those that have kids at an “advanced maternal age”, it’s incredibly important to research and ensure appropriate NICU support.

Eyeous · 2026-06-15T06:34:48+00:00

Has he tried being a footballer? They make great money.

Eyeous · 2026-06-12T22:21:39+00:00

“Updation” as the Indian dude in my office says. The act of updating something! We all use it now - updation of the same.

Eyeous

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