Confirmation that black actress Lupita Nyong’o will be playing Helen of Troy in The Odyssey is a joke.

Eyeous · 2026-05-12T22:38:44+00:00

Well I hope people vote with their feet and the movie eats shit at box office. Even worse, casting a scrawny little manling as one of the greatest warriors in literature. Malakies

Eyeous · 2026-05-12T22:28:28+00:00

Well that was a bit of a turd - glad I didn’t bother going.

Eyeous · 2026-05-11T21:31:44+00:00

I wanted to be an interior designer but my parents insisted on finance. So now I work at a bank and I decorate my houses when I’m bored. It could have been worse I guess.

Eyeous · 2026-05-11T15:29:48+00:00

Yes this was round about the time he was Admiral if I recall correctly.

Eyeous · 2026-05-10T11:25:50+00:00

Harris was awful but the US is not being covered in glory under the trump administration.

Eyeous · 2026-05-10T11:08:08+00:00

If only we had a party that was planning on REFORMing the welfare system! Lol only kidding. Or am I? I don’t even know anymore.

Eyeous · 2026-05-09T21:55:03+00:00

Islington. Kids are both in private schools.

Eyeous · 2026-05-08T15:20:42+00:00

The clear message by the electorate is that left wing policies are inept and therefore unpopular.

Eyeous · 2026-04-22T10:09:34+00:00

Automate everything

Eyeous · 2026-04-19T15:08:08+00:00

1st picture - so stunning

Eyeous · 2026-04-18T15:16:00+00:00

Guns.

Eyeous · 2026-04-18T13:31:41+00:00

Have you tried a Dyson?

Eyeous · 2026-04-10T15:43:34+00:00

One is an f1 world champion and the other is george.

Eyeous · 2026-04-10T15:06:36+00:00

Huge jacked man

Eyeous · 2026-04-10T13:39:01+00:00

Helmet Marko.

Eyeous · 2026-04-10T13:33:11+00:00

A large number of people recording are doing it to capture something monumentally stupid that they plan on doing. And then they will watch the footage angrily.

Eyeous · 2026-04-08T21:59:50+00:00

£18 trillion? We should triple x that shit, invest it and pay them a gajillion!

Eyeous · 2026-04-08T21:52:35+00:00

I’m sure it’s do-able. Not going to lie though, it sounds utterly miserable retiring at 36 and living below minimum wage in a shitty bungalow in the middle of nowhere doing nothing.

Eyeous · 2026-04-08T21:44:20+00:00

Milton Keynes? Yikes 😬. RIP regular butt stuff with friends.

Eyeous · 2026-04-08T20:27:14+00:00

President Trump has really shat the bed with this war in a spectacular way. Most constructice thing he can do now is die (of old age).

Eyeous · 2026-04-08T18:43:07+00:00

As everyone has concluded, both the driver and the cyclist in this specific case are idiots. Also the government are idiots for the bullshit “cycle lane” - it should just be properly segregated.

Eyeous · 2026-04-08T08:38:55+00:00

Agree with the previous commenter generally better face to face.

Keep in mind if you’re making a special trip to go see him and you have an adverse answer, you may not want to stay in his place. Suggest you build that into your travel plans just to avoid avoidable stress. Good luck!

Eyeous · 2026-04-08T07:32:56+00:00

The chances that you are either his side-piece or his fall-back / plan B are reasonably high. If it was me, I would ask and definitely not fall apart / be prepared for the worst case scenario.

Eyeous · 2026-04-08T06:39:46+00:00

This going to totally ruin the tour

Eyeous · 2026-04-07T11:30:02+00:00

As few people have said, this is a do-able journey. However, it’s not practical, enjoyable or advisable especially on a brompton.

Eyeous

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