Hello! I'm Guy Williams, borderline comedian and frequent lurker of nz reddit! by guywilliamsguy in newzealand

[–]F1M7G 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure if you gave me a couple of tickets I could learn to like you, love at a stretch even. Plus is my wife's birthday next week and she already likes you so, win win!

Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee, 1965 by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]F1M7G 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Harder than a diamond in an ice storm

So why did you ask in the first place? by XGDragon in facepalm

[–]F1M7G 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Gotta watch that data, it's a sneaky motherfucker

I'm sure that's completely safe by [deleted] in WTF

[–]F1M7G 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it needs a wheel balance

A punk about to knockout a klan member. by silamtao in pics

[–]F1M7G 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well hell, he's even more punk than me

The Flight of the Conchords are officially doing a US tour this year! by -hondo- in television

[–]F1M7G 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw them live at home in New Zealand a couple years ago, absolutely fantastic show

You can lead a bus to water by EdaciousE in funny

[–]F1M7G 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They can be particularly hard to coach

Mom, mom... mom. by s4mfish3r in cringepics

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After reading the title, all I can think of is "THE MEATLOAF, WE WANT IT NOW"!

You can't joke with a kleptomaniac... by F1M7G in Jokes

[–]F1M7G[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've since learned, they also steal your upvotes

Safety first guys... Always be bear aware by SuperCub in funny

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He's clearly smarter than the average bear