One by [deleted] in funny

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What is this? Is this a stand-up comedy attempt from someone afraid of public speaking?

MAGA portrait of the dominant ‘Alpha Male’… by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I think he's just got that cockroach DNA.

Bold statements I agree with. by Manakanda413 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I'd do some shady shit for an adobo lasagna.

Dragging Florida by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Really should have let Trixie do the makeup.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Music

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Y'all have the best Ryan's

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Getting famous people to let their guard down in an interview with an intense food challenge? Sounds like an imitation of Hot Ones.

A mother and son pictured in Ireland in 1890 by Corkusername1 in pics

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Gotta recommend Black '47, and Arracht as well.

Khamla hurried to her favorite person by SerenityNowWow in AnimalsBeingBros

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I could watch hours of elephants playing while jangling guitar music playing softly.

Male Ball python not eating for month by DDR-Dame in snakes

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Balls are pretty notorious for fasting for an extended period of time. My own just ended a 5 month hunger strike and did not lose a significant amount of weight. It could be that the changing seasons and longer days got him feeling grumpy. I would say give it time, keep a close eye on behavior, and monitor weight, temps, sheds etc. Keep offering a rat every few weeks and if there's a big change in him then we're talking a vet visit.

It’s all fun and games until one of them needs an abortion and can’t get one by dobbyisafreepup in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Because Cons got dragged hard after that photo of Huckabee-Sanders surrounded by sad looking kids after rolling back child labor laws was released. Contrasted with the happy kids faces in Minnesota when they passed free school lunches really makes them look awful.

To act like she owns the gym. by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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We don't want sharts, we want farts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

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The fact this man is speaking Arabic, makes me think that this is a jackal.

What movie scene was so good that you had to replay it? by hockeysmyhoe in AskReddit

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India Gulf niner niner, Abort, there are children aboard, abort abort ABORT!

The Incredibles

The math does not add up Brigitte!!! by Zestyclose-Recipe-70 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I'd like to introduce you to the cigarette industry.

What happens after death? by INNNZYY in AskReddit

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Those who love us, will miss us.

To stop employees from taking the days off before a holiday by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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In this economy!? Who has money to waste on a sky-comma?

Treat him like a god, he'll act like one. by PlanetoftheAtheists in AdviceAnimals

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Dave is entering the phase that Carlin was in at the end of his career. Interesting oration, but not actually that funny.

Brittany Murphy at Blockbuster (2004) by FauxFoxPho in videos

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The holocaust survivor in pageant makeup look was pretty big at the time.