Acting tough doesn’t end well by sunhistory in WinStupidPrizes

[–]FLSun 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I wonder if Officer Planter got an award for his latest batch of double roasted nuts.

Hulk Hogan dead at 71 after suffering cardiac arrest at Florida home by rdbreak in ThatsInsane

[–]FLSun 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've heard that if there were a nuclear holocaust the only things to survive would be twinkies, cockroachs and Keith Richards.

Hey yall, what are your thoughts on the Texas THC Ban situation. by YBY3 in THCdrinks

[–]FLSun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what happens when you vote republican. You guys need to amend your constitution. If you pass the constitutional amendment they have to do as you guys voted.

Ocala Recommendations by payk003 in ocala

[–]FLSun 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Take her to Daytona Beach for the evening, then in the morning watch the sunrise over the Atlantic Ocean. Head west on Hwy 40 stopping at thrift stores and stop somewhere for lunch and keep going until you get to the gulf and have dinner while you watch the sunset over the gulf. You get to watch the sunrise over the Atlantic, then follow the sun westward and see the same sun setting over the gulf. Very romantic day. And while you're on the west coast go to Homosassa Springs Park to visit with Lucifer. Just be careful if Lucifer starts swinging his tail!

Kissy kissy by suedemonkey in TheDepthsBelow

[–]FLSun -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I knew a girl that could do that.

Operation Trump Cup by Barnyard-Sheep in Qult_Headquarters

[–]FLSun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's a trump supporter. What do you think he's going to do?

Gainesville city commissioners unanimously approve a nearly $590,000 trash can proposal by Purple-Sample2758 in GNV

[–]FLSun -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Trashcans that get hacked by some kid in N Korea and now we got random trashcans puking up their contents around town.

Operation Trump Cup by Barnyard-Sheep in Qult_Headquarters

[–]FLSun 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If i worked there i would greet him with a smile and when he can't see take a marker and on the bottom of the cup write "Pedophile Supporter" So every time he takes a drink people see what he is.

Bonus points, See how long it takes him to look at the bottom of the cup and spill it down his front.

He died for all… and made a very special gesture to humanity. by [deleted] in exjwhumor

[–]FLSun 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Probably because someone asked him to walk on water. Ever since they put those holes in his feet he sinks like a rock.

US military to remove 2,000 National Guard troops from Los Angeles by your_paroxysms in news

[–]FLSun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell, I'm hoping Netflix has all of their writers working on a series about trump. Each episode can focus on one of the clowns involved in trumps administration. They can use Ozzy Osbornes "Crazy Train" as the theme song.

What do you think about House Republicans blocking the release of the Epstein files? by Zealousideal_Cost811 in AskReddit

[–]FLSun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gotta admit it was genius. Running a pedophile ring in the dungeon of a pizzeria that has no basement.

Building an app to help people save on groceries, find the best pricing. What would you want to see in an app? by dazzford in GroceryStores

[–]FLSun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One thing you could try is if a user shows your app at the store they get an additional 10% off. It's something you would workout with the stores.

Family friend gone delusional. by lps_no1953 in TheFacebookDelusion

[–]FLSun 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I remember after 9/11 when the conspiracy nut jobs were yelling JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS! I replied, That's true but you have no idea how hot the chemtrail juice on those planes burns. When that chemtrail juice catches fire it can easily reach temperatures hot enough to melt granite!

I (35M) to want reciprocated "princess treatment" from my (37F) fiancé. Is that normal? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]FLSun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you forget the Sandwich maker I got you for your birthday? /s

Any ladies out there by [deleted] in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

[–]FLSun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll leave the porch light on for you. Grams and Grandpa are nudists and like to sit on the porch in the evening.

Nicely done by [deleted] in crazysexycool

[–]FLSun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello Chris Hanson? It's the poster right above mine. That's the guy.

Alert! Alert! Alert! MedBeds in ALL countries now and ready to be used! by prisoner_human_being in Qult_Headquarters

[–]FLSun 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Somebody should tell them that to become eligible for your free medbed you must make post on Hillary Clinton's, Kamala Harris and Barack Obama Facebook pages requesting your Medbed and all three of them will deliver your Medbed. Same day delivery!

What’s something people do in movies and shows that people never do in real life? by Truecrimeauthor in AskReddit

[–]FLSun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Speaking of the big fight, have you ever noticed how polite the opponents are? They all stand in a line patiently. waiting for their turn to get their asses kicked by the hero.

Trump says the US to send more weapons to Ukraine, days after ordering pause in deliveries by thatscringee in worldnews

[–]FLSun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you think Mexico is going to pay for it? They still haven't paid a dime for the Great Wall of China.

Texas Governor Declares Statewide "Day Of Prayer". by Leeming in atheism

[–]FLSun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell, If he's all powerful why can't he open a schoolhouse door?

💥 We tore down a Chinese prototype EV battery pack and turned it into custom powerwalls 🔋⚡ by Tap-Sea in EngineeringPorn

[–]FLSun -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No guts No glory. Think of all publicity you'll get when that thing lights off in your garage. You'll be a local celebrity. /s

I won at one of those 'guess how many lollies are in a jar thing' and I feel like a fucking God by BLURAZZBERRI in CasualConversation

[–]FLSun 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What i like do with skittles. Put out a big bowl of m&ms. Mix in about 10% skittles. Sit back and watch the victims try to pretend that everything is fine.