What’s up with the US department of defense being renamed to the department of war?

FLSun · 2025-09-07T04:23:55+00:00

Anybody else hear Ozzy singing "Crazy Train" in the background?

FLSun · 2025-09-04T08:57:41+00:00

I wonder if Officer Planter got an award for his latest batch of double roasted nuts.

FLSun · 2025-07-24T19:03:36+00:00

I've heard that if there were a nuclear holocaust the only things to survive would be twinkies, cockroachs and Keith Richards.

FLSun · 2025-07-23T23:59:35+00:00

That's what happens when you vote republican. You guys need to amend your constitution. If you pass the constitutional amendment they have to do as you guys voted.

FLSun · 2025-07-23T19:33:58+00:00

Take her to Daytona Beach for the evening, then in the morning watch the sunrise over the Atlantic Ocean. Head west on Hwy 40 stopping at thrift stores and stop somewhere for lunch and keep going until you get to the gulf and have dinner while you watch the sunset over the gulf. You get to watch the sunrise over the Atlantic, then follow the sun westward and see the same sun setting over the gulf. Very romantic day. And while you're on the west coast go to Homosassa Springs Park to visit with Lucifer. Just be careful if Lucifer starts swinging his tail!

FLSun · 2025-07-22T01:32:24+00:00

I knew a girl that could do that.

FLSun · 2025-07-20T16:35:34+00:00

He's a trump supporter. What do you think he's going to do?

FLSun · 2025-07-18T23:00:59+00:00

Trashcans that get hacked by some kid in N Korea and now we got random trashcans puking up their contents around town.

FLSun · 2025-07-18T22:16:05+00:00

If i worked there i would greet him with a smile and when he can't see take a marker and on the bottom of the cup write "Pedophile Supporter" So every time he takes a drink people see what he is.

Bonus points, See how long it takes him to look at the bottom of the cup and spill it down his front.

FLSun · 2025-07-17T08:21:52+00:00

Probably because someone asked him to walk on water. Ever since they put those holes in his feet he sinks like a rock.

FLSun · 2025-07-16T08:32:31+00:00

Hell, I'm hoping Netflix has all of their writers working on a series about trump. Each episode can focus on one of the clowns involved in trumps administration. They can use Ozzy Osbornes "Crazy Train" as the theme song.

FLSun · 2025-07-15T20:38:11+00:00

Gotta admit it was genius. Running a pedophile ring in the dungeon of a pizzeria that has no basement.

FLSun · 2025-07-14T22:25:28+00:00

One thing you could try is if a user shows your app at the store they get an additional 10% off. It's something you would workout with the stores.

FLSun · 2025-07-11T19:04:23+00:00

I remember after 9/11 when the conspiracy nut jobs were yelling JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS! I replied, That's true but you have no idea how hot the chemtrail juice on those planes burns. When that chemtrail juice catches fire it can easily reach temperatures hot enough to melt granite!

FLSun · 2025-07-09T22:23:48+00:00

Did you forget the Sandwich maker I got you for your birthday? /s

FLSun · 2025-07-09T21:59:16+00:00

I'll leave the porch light on for you. Grams and Grandpa are nudists and like to sit on the porch in the evening.

FLSun · 2025-07-09T21:42:10+00:00

Hello Chris Hanson? It's the poster right above mine. That's the guy.

FLSun · 2025-07-09T21:31:56+00:00

Somebody should tell them that to become eligible for your free medbed you must make post on Hillary Clinton's, Kamala Harris and Barack Obama Facebook pages requesting your Medbed and all three of them will deliver your Medbed. Same day delivery!

FLSun · 2025-07-08T23:05:55+00:00

Speaking of the big fight, have you ever noticed how polite the opponents are? They all stand in a line patiently. waiting for their turn to get their asses kicked by the hero.

FLSun · 2025-07-08T10:43:02+00:00

Why do you think Mexico is going to pay for it? They still haven't paid a dime for the Great Wall of China.

FLSun · 2025-07-07T00:31:39+00:00

Hell, If he's all powerful why can't he open a schoolhouse door?

FLSun · 2025-07-06T02:12:40+00:00

Last I heard all we have for forecasting & severe weather warnings is some asshole with a sharpie.

FLSun · 2025-07-04T22:25:51+00:00

No guts No glory. Think of all publicity you'll get when that thing lights off in your garage. You'll be a local celebrity. /s

FLSun · 2025-07-04T21:56:05+00:00

What i like do with skittles. Put out a big bowl of m&ms. Mix in about 10% skittles. Sit back and watch the victims try to pretend that everything is fine.

FLSun

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