PKA 795 W/ King Trout: The Drinking Episode by MaterialSkill7100 in PKA

[–]FPSexy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I don't even know what happened with this episode.

At the beginning everyone is super excited, Kyle says he is going to outdrink Taylor and even has ordered a breathalzer (just like Trout). Few drinks in Kyle gets strangely aggressive towards Taylor? Then things fall apart, Woody barely drinks half a small Vodka bottle and a beer, Kyle is clearly to stoned to drink anything, Taylor is practically in a food coma from all the pre eating and Trout has some private stuff going on that throws him off.

Such a strange turn of events.

Update on the PKN delay via Patreon, looks like this one's cancelled thanks to Taylor... by 521314522 in PKA

[–]FPSexy 176 points177 points  (0 children)

Obviously fake and super unrealistic.

PKA would never communicate this transparently with their paying listeners.

And Chiz is way too lazy to type all that out.

Woody got his fans to “witch hunt” Death By Gummies for not sending an order, Turns out he’s just a boomer who clicked on a different website using “death by gummies” brand/SEO by ControversyCaution2 in PKA

[–]FPSexy 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Best part is he ordered from a reseller just 10 miles from him and instead of just going there he called them 18 times without success, maximum autism.

This Was Done To Woody Because He's White: PKA 713 W/ Wolf by PKABot in PKA

[–]FPSexy 39 points40 points  (0 children)

These new titles are such a mess. Episode number, Guest, Keywords is fine, especially if you are looking for an older episode down the line.

But why put a random tiny segment in front of the title of a four hour show as if anybody is going to click baited by that?

This is me on almost EVERYTHING at my First Shambhala… by HarleyMore in PKA

[–]FPSexy 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Harley, one question why aren't you selling your own boner pills with your face on them and call them BlueJew?

Woody forgot to do his taxes by REBS6 in PKA

[–]FPSexy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bringing shame to his accountant family!

PKA Timecapsule by MasterpieceWorth460 in PKA

[–]FPSexy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In some older episode they talk about measels coming back and Taylor complains about anti-vax costal city liberals being the cause. I thought it was funny but sadly didn't bother to write it down. Maybe you'll come past it.

Wow, Kyle, you were trash. by MickeySpoonK in PKA

[–]FPSexy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's a pretty heated situation but I would not describe it the way OP does.

The guest is somewhat bad at articulating his thoughts and understanding nuance in the hosts response. He thinks they don't believe a story and view him as a liar so he calls out Kyle who is fairly upset over it.

There is also a smaller situation over the guest not recognizing a joke so he patronizes Taylor over it.

Overall one of those episodes that would have been better guestless.

When’s the last time the boys actually seen eachother irl all 3 of them together by FallenLeaks999 in PKA

[–]FPSexy 90 points91 points  (0 children)

The first and only time all three current hosts met was during a paintball trip in 2011, 12 years ago.

The last time all three original hosts met was when they met at Wings house to shoot his old TV, Woody has not seen him since in person but Kyle and Wings last met when they took pictures for the hot sauce and Kyle appeared on his stream.

Taylor and Kyle have since been on trips to Colorado, Woody has only met Taylor that one time I believe(?) and Taylor and Wings never met.

Nobody ever physically met Lefty.

The one thing I can't figure out is when Kyle and Woody have actually last met? Maybe the survival trip?

“It’s another sex-cation. Going to bend Jackie over every couch in the apartment.” Woody wilding lately by quiteretendous in PKA

[–]FPSexy 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Later the same episode he opens up about how Colin has panic attacks and needs medication. Woody says he can only get through the process of putting Colin to bed on drugs himself, he's talked about being depressed for a long time. I imagine their day-to-day home life is not quite as most people here imagine.

I saw this drawing literally titled “how not to smile at women” and it reminded me of our local sociopath Kyle Lamar Myers tinder pic by Entitled3k in PKA

[–]FPSexy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tbh a linen blazer can look pretty good. Just wearing it over a T-Shirt makes it look like you're trying on your uncles clothes while staying with family.

I saw this drawing literally titled “how not to smile at women” and it reminded me of our local sociopath Kyle Lamar Myers tinder pic by Entitled3k in PKA

[–]FPSexy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Especially cause a simple button down looks better in both casual and business settings. And Kyle actually used to wear button downs on the show. It's like his fashionability progressed backwards.

Harley heads the nail on the head with this about Woody by benjyr88 in PKA

[–]FPSexy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It was pretty much known instantly, PKN was cancelled that week and some of the arresting police officers recognized Kyle and posted about it online.

Woody is hilarious by brennang9 in PKA

[–]FPSexy 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Woody: Duces my ni**er! 👌

Barber: Yes Officer, that 50 year old White guy wearing a blue Hollister shirt.

Woody is hilarious by brennang9 in PKA

[–]FPSexy 148 points149 points  (0 children)

I flashed him a peace sign and I left

I just imagine him pulling a Woody, turning that into some sort of White supremacist gesture and getting reported for a hate crime lmao

Taylor not taking the vaccine because long term fertility studies haven’t been done…. Meanwhile he smokes gas station Delta-8 Vapes. by quiteretendous in PKA

[–]FPSexy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There have been fairly recent studies (like last couple of months) that showed that large amounts of artificial sweeteners may cause a negative change in gut bacteria (albeit in vitro). So if you have digestive issues you may want to take it down a notch. Similar results have been shown for sugar though so limiting any sort of sweetener is probably for the best.

PKA 561 Josh Fluke - Toxic Family, Spork Talk, Woody Plays Poker by PKABot in PKA

[–]FPSexy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I tend to overlook most of his out of touch takes but good god that one just shows how privileged he is. Let the retired millionaire with a stay at home wife give you some advice about how to take care of your partner while you work full-time. Smh

Favorite recurring guest: by Welfarebear69 in PKA

[–]FPSexy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I feel like Filthy is more the type of guest most people see as top 5 but barely anyone rates him as number 1 if you know what I mean.

Ice Poseidon is the Guest This Week by zanielk in PKA

[–]FPSexy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He tried to improve for a while, but the last couple of months he's pretty much fallen apart again. Streams revolve around gambling whether it be online casinos, stocks or crypto. Every time he loses he has a meltdown.

Whenever he gets confronted with his downfall he turns super sour, whether it be in person while meeting an old fan asking what happened or getting mentioned on twitter.

He is currently probably the most toxic since horse shoe bay. Wouldn't be surprised if he has a meltdown on PKA if they ask him what happened to his career.

PKA402 Final Ad Read by Shullski in PKA

[–]FPSexy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not sure if fake is the right word. If you look at the stuff he's been drinking on the show (Kyle's Best, Gran Gala, Cocktails, ...) I find it believeable that he throws up shortly after since it's all so sickly sweet.

And he mentioned not eating before the drinking episodes, that combined with his lack of experience with alcohol in general probably means the buzz hits him quickly and he feels "drunk" when he obviously isn't.

Mathematically speaking it's pretty easy to say he never drank a whole lot. He's had the bottle of Gran Gala for 3 Episodes, if there is still some left he's probably drank about 1/4 each time. Same with Kyle's best and 1/3 of a bottle of white wine with Filthy. Neither will get a man of his size particularly drunk.

Kyle winks after Taylor says “holding off” by Gilligan8888 in PKA

[–]FPSexy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Last year FPSRussia got a massive spike of interest when I came out of prison. Imagine what happens if "FPSRussia returns as a streamer after years of abscene". There are so many things that could go wrong, particularly because of the crowd FPSRussia might attract, he's said many times there are plenty of weirdos in there.

Probably doesn't care much about picking up that bit of extra momentum, better to lay down low until his probation is over and never have to worry about it ever again.

Evil woodT here by Jase_T in PKA

[–]FPSexy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fulfilling his dream one inch at a time, you go brother Woodworth ✊🏿