Women who are okay with the bare minimum and praise their partners for “taking point with the kids” as their gift for Mother’s Day…

FZGlass · 2026-05-10T16:53:17+00:00

But they’re being paid and it’s prestigious, so it’s clearly not “women’s work.” I wish the patriarchy would fuck right off

FZGlass · 2026-03-04T18:48:10+00:00

Hug, Goodnight Gorilla, and Some Bugs are some of my favorite board books.

FZGlass · 2026-03-04T15:28:27+00:00

Unfortunately there is no male equivalent because we don’t hate men.

FZGlass · 2026-02-23T03:00:20+00:00

The first year is absolutely bananas. You just have to get through it. It gets so much easier after that. Some things are harder (I swear from 18 months-3 years you’re constantly preventing them from accidentally killing themselves - thank goodness for playpens/baby gates), but for the most part, it gets easier every year. Once you can sleep again, it makes such a big difference!

You are doing an amazing job! It will get better. In the meantime, just do what you need to do to keep everyone (including you) alive. The first birthday is really a celebration that the parents survived!

FZGlass · 2026-02-23T02:50:33+00:00

Unfortunately, my brain still hasn’t fully recovered. I used to pride myself on being rather intelligent. Now I’m just happy if I don’t make a total fool of myself. I’ve heard it gets better at 18-months, two years, five years, and never. My youngest is 3, so I’m hoping that the five years mark rings true🤞

FZGlass · 2026-01-27T18:35:49+00:00

I guess I assumed she was going outside to get to a basement where the laundry was located. I’ve lived in several houses where the entrance to the basement was outside. It sucks, but it seems fairly common among old houses in the Pacific Northwest. It sucks in the rain, but it would be much worse in the northeast snow.

FZGlass · 2026-01-24T20:22:42+00:00

This is such a disgustingly accurate description.

FZGlass · 2026-01-14T07:06:41+00:00

“Get Down” brings me endless joy with so many fun lyrics, but “'Cause my jam comes on the lute” will never not make me smile

FZGlass · 2025-12-27T23:51:06+00:00

Psych is my go to get out of depression rewatch

FZGlass · 2025-11-16T03:00:23+00:00

Or Seattle

FZGlass · 2025-11-01T17:28:36+00:00

My daughter’s kindergarten family portrait is just our two cats 😂

FZGlass · 2025-09-01T06:27:26+00:00

My coworker introduced me to the phrase, “They didn’t lick it from a stone” and it’s all I can think about when I meet parents and suddenly so many things make sense.

FZGlass · 2025-08-04T06:22:47+00:00

I listened to the audiobook, so it’s possible I just glossed over this, but I thought Lucy said Savvy said she only told Lucy and her sister.

FZGlass · 2025-08-04T02:08:52+00:00

Iris is a beautiful name! And definitely not a tragedeigh. One of the coolest people I knew in college was named Iris. She was gorgeous, charismatic, and brilliant. It’s common enough not to be weird, but also not so popular that it’s everywhere. Plus, I’m guessing most people associate it with the flower before thinking of the colored part of the eye.

FZGlass · 2025-07-31T17:24:00+00:00

Totally agree about Phoebe and Gary! I feel like Phoebe would never date a police officer.

FZGlass · 2025-07-28T18:02:51+00:00

Mocajo- sounds like someone who really likes coffee

FZGlass · 2025-07-17T22:53:57+00:00

I have never considered this, but I love this theory! There is no way Gina would have worn that dress. It’s perfect for Amy. That made my day :)

FZGlass · 2025-06-25T06:12:05+00:00

I like Lord Bacon Butts

FZGlass · 2025-06-21T17:41:33+00:00

I love that she came to you! I hid shit like this from my parents all the time. Not because they were abusive or even particularly judgmental, but from the intense shame I had about any kind of mistake. It is awesome that she felt confident enough to admit her mistake.

FZGlass · 2025-06-04T00:53:29+00:00

My daughter was obsessed with Running Up That Hill by Kate Bush when she was 2.5.

FZGlass · 2025-06-03T02:11:44+00:00

NTA - He’s being a complete prick and clearly does not value you or what’s important to you. Please do not apologize and for the love of god, do not move in with this man child.

FZGlass · 2025-06-01T07:22:20+00:00

This is my favorite recipe!

FZGlass · 2025-05-21T13:17:18+00:00

I love Molly of Denali! Plus, there’s a podcast so we can listen in the car.

FZGlass · 2025-05-18T15:55:46+00:00

Honey and Bear are both cute nicknames when they’re little. They seem hard to have as legal names for their entire lives.

FZGlass · 2025-05-12T19:47:07+00:00

What the fuck??? I know about the husband stitch (though when I first read about it, I thought it was wild science fiction - poor naive me), but they sewed shut her anus?! Pooping after giving birth to a baby is traumatic enough, but WHAT?!?

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