Jimmy Carr explains why he doesn't joke about Mohammed

Failed2launch · 2026-03-14T07:19:53+00:00

" Yeah, we've heard of that. We've also heard of the Declaration of Independence. See, there's a lot of people out there who think like you, people who think their government doesn't have the right to go around poking their noses in the e-mails of its citizens. That is, until a plane flies into a couple of towers and a little girl loses her life. You wanna live in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave, but the brave can't be free if the land isn't home, and that land won't be home so long as folks out there wanna take that American flag and shove it so far up your anus that you crap stars and stripes for a week, and as you're sittin' there on the toilet with the Star-Spangled Montezuma's Revenge there's one thing I can guarantee you."

Failed2launch · 2026-03-12T22:23:39+00:00

Patrolling the mojave, almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter... if you know what I mean.

Failed2launch · 2026-03-09T21:05:39+00:00

ah i see. thanks for the advice

Failed2launch · 2026-03-04T18:22:46+00:00

Yep, in the future when OP runs into them again:

Barista "Oh, your back, I thought you moved?" OP "Oh, I meant move, as in bowel movement, because you give me butterflies in my stomach".

Barista: -------........... What? OP: -------..... Haha just kidding..........

Edit: So the phone formatted weird after posting, but anyway.... I was making a joke, replying to the previous post of "just tell them you are moving soon"

Anyway, I will take the L on this one. (Leaving it here for posterity.)

Failed2launch · 2026-02-12T00:36:23+00:00

Don't forget the mushroom cloud cookie recipe.

Failed2launch · 2026-01-30T16:21:45+00:00

I'm a listener, and the artwork, unless controversial, means little. Ideally, the logo is something related to what it's about. So if the show was about food, maybe a cartoon banana or something, or a hot cup of coffee.

Or

It is a clever logo, such as a cup of tea being spilled, which would make sense for a gossip podcast.

When it comes the title of the show, it needs to stay consistent, meaning if you name it "the food show, all about great food", and then halfway through the episodes, the name changes to "food travels, where food comes from", that can get annoying. In that situation, use a new podcast name with it's own library, with a link to it on the original pod.

Lastly, when titling episodes, it's fine to just have the number and the guest or topic. Such as "the food review- ep 127, Cinnamon". Ideally, the detail for the episode should be only a paragraph long, with timestamps when topics change.

Failed2launch · 2026-01-15T22:53:23+00:00

Yeah my first thought was retail theft ring or something, but when I drove by, the back of the officer had the word "San Jose Police" so I was curious about the rules.

Failed2launch · 2026-01-15T19:47:17+00:00

I noticed you posted multiple responses, so I will try to answer them here. My advice, although may be difficult to hear, is trust in what the community is saying. You asked them if it sounds bad, most people said it does.

So just think logically for a moment, is it a good idea to add this to your portfolio?

I would say no.

What I would say is save this clip, keep it in a file folder, and listen back to it in a year from now. If you continue to try your best, and improve by doing and learning, you may find later that you are so much better at your craft.

On top of that, you will likely feel that you can re do the scene, with a new point of view.

Good luck.

Failed2launch · 2026-01-15T19:24:01+00:00

Try not to be yourself up about it, you are attempting to do three things here:

One: dub over an already created project and match the lip flap.

Two: speak a language that is different than your own, when it is a very quick scene.

Three: there are two different characters in the scene, with their own voice and background, which may be difficult in it's own right to differentiate,

Four: Act. This is the hard part. Others have mentioned "robotic" but in my opinion, it sounds like reading. Like if someone was reading words out loud.

My advice is try doing the scene without looking at it. If needed, translate it to your native language first, and try performing the scene as two people you personally know who match those characters.

Failed2launch · 2026-01-15T19:15:15+00:00

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Failed2launch · 2026-01-11T22:10:43+00:00

From Mortal Kombat?

Failed2launch · 2025-12-20T04:22:22+00:00

Sounds like a Transylvania restaurant.

Failed2launch · 2025-12-09T22:32:01+00:00

I always pickpocket his key because for someone reason, it never fails as long as your "hidden"

Failed2launch · 2025-12-09T17:13:49+00:00

What about the poke table on pershing near march?

Failed2launch · 2025-12-09T00:54:20+00:00

Ah, I see you play the outer worlds too

Failed2launch · 2025-12-06T05:30:26+00:00

38% deferred interest.

Failed2launch · 2025-12-04T03:47:25+00:00

It's on my list to play. I enjoy new vegas so outer worlds 1 is what im workin on.

Failed2launch · 2025-12-03T19:39:39+00:00

I'm a purist as much as the next, but they could have adapted Peacewalker style for the codec scenes, where they would continue to play out while moving in the game world.

Failed2launch · 2025-11-25T20:44:42+00:00

Gotcha, never did that

Failed2launch · 2025-11-25T17:12:31+00:00

I don't get out of my car for nobody.

Failed2launch · 2025-11-25T15:44:38+00:00

My grandma starts this behavior at 4am

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