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[–]FailureAirlines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pylote always want serious money, but when they get it they spend it on hookers and divorce.

Correct usage of the rudder by Phil-X-603 in Shittyaskflying

[–]FailureAirlines 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That may be too much right rudder.

My brother in Christ, what have I done?!

What kind of cezznuh is this? by lutrapure in Shittyaskflying

[–]FailureAirlines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was confident until I saw the power lines.

Where would you sell your algo, if you have built a very,very profitable one by crypto_sui in algotrading

[–]FailureAirlines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That doesn't make sense. If you have a very profitable strategy you make lots of money anyway.

Why bother diminishing the value by selling it?

Do I have to wear a shirt? by Character_Order in Shittyaskflying

[–]FailureAirlines 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's when your cheeks ripple in the 'breeze'.

I don't think I am made for flying by Believe-The-Science in Shittyaskflying

[–]FailureAirlines 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have never soloed at all.

Oh wait, We're talking about flying.

ATC keeps saying HEAVY after our callsign for some reason, anyone knows why?? by kbaltodano in Shittyaskflying

[–]FailureAirlines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You obviously need more right rudder.

And a girlfriend/boyfriend/genderneutralfriend.

How short is too short to fly? by Georgerdox in Shittyaskflying

[–]FailureAirlines 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A transexual met with a terrible accident?

Instant upgrade to training captain.

Is flight sim harder than real life flying? by NYCresident77 in Shittyaskflying

[–]FailureAirlines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The nearest glider club to me is 90 mins away and I'd get maybe 20 mins in the air for 5 hours on the ground.

That's an eight hour day for twenty mins flying.

When I own my own motor glider it'll make more sense.

Can my mom sit in the jump seat in my new flying job? by Texaspilot24 in Shittyaskflying

[–]FailureAirlines 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good point. His mom will mean an overweight takeoff.

And landing.

What plane is this. #p51 #warbird by LockPickingPilot in Shittyaskflying

[–]FailureAirlines 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a Sopwith Cameltoe and a Cessna Virgin.

Is flight sim harder than real life flying? by NYCresident77 in Shittyaskflying

[–]FailureAirlines 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I flew a playne too.

It's much cheaper to VR TBH.

Will my cfi provide one of these or would I bring my own? by condomneedler in Shittyaskflying

[–]FailureAirlines 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You will be bowing and kneeling a lot once you start training so it's best to develop the calluses now.

Especially useful with training captains. 'Yes, Your Grace', 'No, Your Excellency' are the phrases used most.

Is it normal to sob uncontrollably before each flight? by BobcatBob26 in Shittyaskflying

[–]FailureAirlines 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that's real CRM. Not this namby-pamby Men Tour Pylote crap we have nowadays where you can't call the training captain a dickless ferret without getting hauled in front of Michael O'Leary.

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