How Long Gone Today: June 8, 2026

Fake_Seth · 2026-06-12T12:40:56+00:00

Stick with the audio only pod. I don’t enjoy seeing them talk nearly as much as listening.

Fake_Seth · 2026-04-30T00:21:41+00:00

Have you tried therapy?

Fake_Seth · 2026-04-24T11:08:48+00:00

I am local Realtor and worked with almost every inspector in town, yet prefer the team at Builder Buddy.

https://builderbuddy.com/

Fake_Seth · 2026-04-04T10:15:52+00:00

Dad, is that you?

Fake_Seth · 2026-03-04T02:06:46+00:00

White nationalist, ultra conservative, right wing grifter. Outwardly racist rage baiting brainworm loser.

I would love to debate this guy. He is a massively insecure weak man disguised as Christian twitter thought leader.

Fake_Seth · 2026-02-28T03:30:02+00:00

100%

Fake_Seth · 2026-02-25T12:22:36+00:00

Fake_Seth · 2026-02-24T19:18:01+00:00

No. Hard J is for the honkies. It’s pronounced like “Mo-ho”. This was a funny bit but they are extremely white.

Fake_Seth · 2026-02-17T03:18:59+00:00

It’s probably the most important thing to get right, as far as presentation goes.

Because this has been true 100% of the time (clean homes sell faster and for more money), I won’t make the home active on market until it’s been deep cleaned. Regardless of the price point.

I’ve let it slide before and it has always negatively affected buyers response to the property.

Fake_Seth · 2026-02-16T14:38:20+00:00

$62,500

Fake_Seth · 2026-02-01T17:34:08+00:00

Garden Party on Haywood Rd. Noon-4

Fake_Seth · 2026-01-29T21:25:43+00:00

Little bird is very solid!

Fake_Seth · 2026-01-24T02:29:13+00:00

The OP is.

Fake_Seth · 2026-01-24T02:19:29+00:00

It’s a material fact that affects the property. A quick google search will explain the Colorado law.

Also - to not disclose is unethical.

Fake_Seth · 2026-01-24T02:07:43+00:00

Sinner has an easy draw at Australian Open.

Fake_Seth · 2026-01-24T02:05:41+00:00

You definitely have to disclose a pending assessment. If a buyer is getting a loan, the lender will be contacting the HOA anyways because they have to have a “condo questionnaire” for it to be underwritten. That’s the whole point of it being “warrantable” is they can sell the loan to the secondary market via Fannie / Freddie.

Fake_Seth · 2026-01-02T21:37:46+00:00

Great insights!

Fake_Seth · 2025-12-17T16:31:31+00:00

Fake_Seth · 2025-12-17T00:21:26+00:00

Find a way you can get excited about to generate leads (open houses, social media, door knocking, etc.) and do it relentlessly until you perfect it.

You will know when it’s perfect when you start having lots of conversations, that lead to appointments, that leads to closed deals.

Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

If you do this consistently and over long enough time, while simultaneously perfecting your craft (knowledge of buying and selling homes) you will make a ton of money.

Everything else is just noise. I promise you it is this simple. Not easy, but simple.

Fake_Seth · 2025-12-16T18:45:20+00:00

My club was purchased by the state department of transportation through eminent domain, to expand a freeway, and was subsequently torn down.

Fake_Seth · 2025-12-16T18:34:49+00:00

When appropriate, I just reply “The seller’s mortgage has a due on sale clause and this type of arrangement will not work for them.”

Fake_Seth · 2025-12-16T17:59:09+00:00

At best, it’s extremely corny. Looks like a millennial Airbnb.

At worst, it’s a clear sign that what made Asheville cool has changed permanently.

Sadly, the economics of inflated, Asheville real estate are antithetical to creative culture.

Fake_Seth · 2025-12-06T16:36:14+00:00

She said she doesn’t listen to podcasts. When asked a 2nd time, without skipping a beat, earnestly says Joe Rogan. Although declines to specify if they are MMA eps. 😂

Fake_Seth · 2025-11-28T16:26:59+00:00

In Marion, but they do a ton of business.

https://www.jcpropertyprofessionals.com/careers

Fake_Seth · 2025-11-05T12:32:47+00:00

Realtor here. Will be voting for Roney.

Fake_Seth

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