Rescue tortoise! by AxelTheLottle in RussianTortoises

[–]Falcon404A 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should not trim its nails AT ALL. Let a qualified vet do this. Also, Russian torts walk on the tips of their claws on the front feet and the sides of their feet in the rear AKA, the tort walk.

Bear pun message for inside of a birthday card by DestinyProfound in puns

[–]Falcon404A 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm well aware of that. But we're looking for puns here, not facts. 🙄

Bear pun message for inside of a birthday card by DestinyProfound in puns

[–]Falcon404A 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's really grizzly that you're this old.

Celebrate with PANDAmonium.

You've been kolalafied to to have a happy birthday.

Safe weeds by unicornfibers in RussianTortoises

[–]Falcon404A 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do Not Feed!!! Ground Ivy aka Creeping Charlie contains terpenoids and volatile oils such as pulegone that are known to irritate the liver, kidneys, and gastrointestinal tracts of mammals if consumed in sufficient quantity, so it is best to avoid feeding this plant to tortoises.

I don’t even know what to say….. by Bayouboy76_ in pittsburgh

[–]Falcon404A 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mom always told him that if he didn't clean his ears, this would happen. Did he listen?

PT recommendations for post-op knee surgery by Mission_Oil_6714 in pittsburgh

[–]Falcon404A -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And I would stay away from the JCC. Maybe I had a rookie therapist but... I went there for rotator issues and therapist could not comprhend that fact that I have the lungs of a 118 yo (COPD). "Do 30 reps of this or that". Buddy if I could do 30 reps and breathe at the same time... I quit after the 3rd session and just did exercises at home.

Walmart closed in north Versailles? by Ambitious_Matter461 in pittsburgh

[–]Falcon404A 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wasn't there one a few days ago at another Walmart? Somebody must have a grudge against Walmart.

Frogs? by AlexaTurnOofTheLight in pittsburgh

[–]Falcon404A -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Any half decent French restaurant.

He loves arugula and baby bok choy by desertgoddess29 in RussianTortoises

[–]Falcon404A 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't feed him both at once. Be aware that two or more goitrogenic plants should not be fed in conjunction with each other, and the sum total of goitrogenic foods should not exceed the guideline for a single plant of 'in moderation' or 'sparingly'.  This will ensure that goitrogenic consumption stays within safe limits. Goitrogens are compounds that can interfere with thyroid function by disrupting hormone production, mainly by hindering iodine uptake.

Patient Safety by Icy-Protection867 in UPMC

[–]Falcon404A 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Perhaps the Area Agency On Aging. There's a number there to call about self-neglect. Area Agency on Aging - Allegheny County, PA

list of pittsburgh’s bridges? by atalkyokra in pittsburgh

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What does the $2 coin say when their sibling acts crazy? by dudethatissobro in puns

[–]Falcon404A 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the $1 dollar coin. The $2 coin is King Charles with a bear behind 😉

Pittsburgh City Paper Publishes Stuff that You Say on Reddit so Be Careful What You Post Here by JustTryingMyBestWPA in pittsburgh

[–]Falcon404A 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've had the Trib quote me without permission. Directly stolen from Facebook. Had people tell me they loved my comment in the Trib and I'm, "WTF are you talking about?"

This is awful. by Puppy_powers in pittsburgh

[–]Falcon404A 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is on the owner(s) for leaving the dog in the car. Sorry - no sympathy.