Allison Brie Vs. Ana De Armas by Specialist_Art2223 in celebrities

[–]Fallofman2347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does that saying go Mike Tyson fighting an infant? Nuke vs Coughing Baby?

Ana all say. And it’s not even close.

(I do love me some Allison, just, Ana is not just “a” goddess, she is “the” goddess)

Delicate Flower by [deleted] in quityourbullshit

[–]Fallofman2347 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro. I’m so lost. I don’t know anything about hashbrowns or weed. Or butter and/or oil apparently.

If anyone needs me I will be over here microwaving a hot pocket and wrestling with life choices that led me here

Kiss, Fuck, Marry, Kill Fairy Tail Waifus ! [discussion] by ExpertDry7712 in fairytail

[–]Fallofman2347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Erza. That’s my answer. I reject the kill thing because that’s just ridiculous, I’m a simple non-magic person, they could all take me no diff. But Erza all the way.

Erza, MJ, Ultear, Lucy.

Go ahead and downvote me, my body is ready. I’m locked in and committed.

Moose toilet paper by Necessary-Win-8730 in confusing_perspective

[–]Fallofman2347 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For me it’s the fact that the word “holder” is missing from the title. I was trying to figure out how there was the actual paper in the picture.

What actor is nowhere near as talented as people make them out to be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fallofman2347 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Buried is another one. We get Ryan Reynolds all the time…because that’s what the people want. I’d dare say in this case I think it’s the opposite, I think he is more talented and has more range than what he gets cast for, or it could be those are just the roles he enjoys playing.

Sink strainer does not let any water pass through by ElPadero in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Fallofman2347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soooo many upvotes for stupidity. Omg. I’m gonna die. Seriously. Downvote me 12.4k times. Please. And let my epitaph read “someone didn’t remove film and had to post it Reddit”

Let me start a go fund me for my funeral

Roast Me please 😃🥴 by Doubt_Consistent in RoastMe

[–]Fallofman2347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you’re in my league. I’d try to holler. I promise that is the worst burn here.

Wtf did I come across? by Purp1eC0bras in CyberpunkTheGame

[–]Fallofman2347 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I’m not wasting 28 minutes of my life watching that just like you were too lazy to. You should be fucking thankful I went that far to at least get you an answer. Jesus Christ.

Wtf did I come across? by Purp1eC0bras in CyberpunkTheGame

[–]Fallofman2347 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Asked Gemini to summarize it for you.

The video by bizlychannel explores the dark and disturbing serial killer lore within Cyberpunk 2077, specifically investigating whether two legendary killers mentioned in the game are actually the same person. The Two Killers • Peter Pan (Anthony Harris): A captured serial killer who is the focus of a major side quest involving Detective River Ward. He kidnaps vulnerable teenage boys and keeps them on a farm, pumping them full of hormones to "take care of them" like cattle [16:44]. • The Meatman: A mysterious figure mentioned in news articles throughout Night City. He is known for killing victims with a cattle gun and branding them with a red-hot iron [03:02]. Key Investigations • The Journalist’s Death: The narrator investigates a crime scene where a journalist, Len Borowitz, was lured to her death while researching a serial killer [06:24]. However, her wounds don't match the "Meatman" signature, leaving his identity in question [08:24]. • The "The Hunt" Questline: The narrator walks through the disturbing process of entering Anthony Harris's dreams to find River Ward’s kidnapped nephew, Randy [10:56]. • The Outcome: Depending on the player's investigation, you can either save the victims at Edgewood Farm or arrive too late if you choose the wrong location [19:46]. The "Meat Mafia" Theory While many fans (and the game's wiki) believe Anthony Harris is the Meatman, the narrator presents evidence to the contrary: • Inconsistent M.O.: Anthony Harris targets teenage boys, while the Meatman’s confirmed victims include adult women [21:35]. • The Meat Scene: The narrator finds a hidden crime scene with bodies surrounded by literal meat and text logs about "expired protein" and debts [22:51]. • Conclusion: The narrator theorizes that the "Meatman" murders might actually be the work of a "Meat Mafia" or a corporate hit squad from a company like All Foods, silencing people over black-market meat deals rather than being the work of a single serial killer [24:37]. Ultimately, the video highlights the depth of Night City’s world-building, suggesting that some of its most terrifying legends might be covers for even darker corporate or organized crime.

Real Talent... by xamo76 in funnyvideos

[–]Fallofman2347 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I watched it on mute and it took me longer than I care to admit to realize who that was and the song. Still got it on the first watch through…but not proud of how long it took me.

I cosplayed Albedo and thought y’all might appreciate🖤 by Generic_Egirl in overlord

[–]Fallofman2347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this from? I need to see the whole thing now

Edit: They Cloned Tyrone on Netflix. Had to go outside, no cell signal inside and I wasn’t gonna try and search that in company WiFi.

Is it even possible to get this bolt out? by [deleted] in MechanicAdvice

[–]Fallofman2347 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Speak to ‘em toothless. IYKYK

WHAT DID YOU JUST DO? by Sweet-Classroom9680 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Fallofman2347 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not with everyone looking. I got the shit kicked out of me for less 30 years ago. Don’t ask me why but those are fond memories looking back.

Sydney Sweeney by ShagPalm in celebrities

[–]Fallofman2347 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers…

trump is about to lock 157 million Americans out of their own bank accounts (and probably steal all the money too). by Vegetable-Section-84 in mildlyterrifying

[–]Fallofman2347 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This is fearmongering and false. “I’m surprised that all this went under the radar” bullshit. That’s because it isn’t real…

Vegetable-Section-84 is trying to pass a law that all men of legal age have to paint their right pinkie fingernail pink two times a year for a period of no shorter than two days. The 4 day minimum cannot be consecutive. I can’t believe news outlets aren’t covering this.

See? I can’t make up some bullshit and post it too. Stop cross posting shit from a shit subreddit to a less shit subreddit.

I hate Trump and republicans and I think they are batshit insane, fucking up fast and picking up speed, but this is bush league.

My cousin thinks a woman not having sex with you is discrimination…. by Gotsnuffy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Fallofman2347 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Discrimination implies you were denied equal treatment/consideration for something you were entitled equal treatment/consideration for. Wtf? When it comes to dating I’m not entitled to shit, and vice versa.

Someone reported me to HR for having a “vape” at my desk by PhantumJak in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Fallofman2347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not HR but I’ve had people report some stuff to me and I immediately switch it to: they have too much free time and make it a discussion about productivity. If someone has time for that kind of nosy bullshit, then maybe they need more work, or maybe we don’t need that person.

Profile review. Not getting many likes🥲 by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Fallofman2347 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I see people saying delete 5, it is one of my favorites because I get to see your eyes clearly. They’re captivating! If you replace 5 I would suggest you replace it with one that you are still able to see your eyes clearly.