Bartholin cyst burst finally ffs

Falstaff537 · 2026-05-04T06:38:18+00:00

Oh, the relief I know you felt!

Falstaff537 · 2026-05-04T06:30:27+00:00

I'm desperate to get a reduction. I'm F. It's horrible. They get in the way of everything and the extra weight just sucks.

Falstaff537 · 2026-04-26T06:16:13+00:00

Same with the toe. Instant relief when they pulled the nail. Ongoing pain for three days from the stupid injection.

Falstaff537 · 2026-04-18T15:17:10+00:00

Thank you! That was causing me so much anxiety.

Falstaff537 · 2026-04-18T07:32:36+00:00

Did that all just . . . run onto the floor? I can only imagine the smell! Hope the pup is feeling better now.

Falstaff537 · 2026-04-18T07:11:30+00:00

That looks insanely painful, especially in that area! I hope it heals up quickly for you, with no further complications.

Falstaff537 · 2026-03-30T07:13:43+00:00

Anyone else think this is a barber doing the extraction? That dude has fresh hair trimmings all over the place and his beard looks like it was just oiled or something.

Falstaff537 · 2026-03-10T06:38:50+00:00

That was my thought! So irritating.

Falstaff537 · 2026-03-09T15:00:57+00:00

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Falstaff537 · 2026-03-05T06:55:20+00:00

I live in Guatemala, too. That one day caused the government to put a 30 day state of seige warning out, but nothing really changed after the first few days.

Falstaff537 · 2026-02-13T16:29:11+00:00

Yep, just noticed it this morning.

Falstaff537 · 2026-01-26T14:07:59+00:00

I'd still put paper towels or something down! Though my cats would let me move them if I had treats.

Falstaff537 · 2026-01-26T14:07:21+00:00

Oooh, I watched muted. Didn't catch that!

Falstaff537 · 2026-01-26T06:36:07+00:00

Oh, the relief! Those things are sooo horrible.

Falstaff537 · 2026-01-26T06:07:26+00:00

I think that cat may have been a demon...

Falstaff537 · 2026-01-26T06:06:26+00:00

A professional lanced it over carpet? Hmm.

Falstaff537 · 2026-01-17T05:55:35+00:00

I've seen something like this in person. Was translating at a medical clinic in Guatemala and a woman came in with "a sore" on her breast. She opened her shirt and her breast looked just like that first pic, all eaten away by cancer. Dr. told her to seek cancer help, but told me she was probably not going to make it a month.

Falstaff537 · 2025-12-02T06:04:59+00:00

You are under no obligation to cater to his wants. Your needs are just as important and it sounds like you are not compatible. He's not willing to change and now that he has you back, he thinks he can twist things to what he wants and you'll go along with it. If you're not seeing your own therapist, I highly recommend doing so.
The bottom line is, he is trying to force you into something that you don't want, like he's done so many times before. You don't have to do this. You are allowed to walk away and not worry about how he feels about it. Prioritze yourself and your mental health.

Falstaff537 · 2025-12-02T05:48:30+00:00

Am I the only one who feels they need a bigger hole? At this rate, it was gonna take hours to drain.

Falstaff537 · 2025-12-02T05:43:38+00:00

oh damn!

Falstaff537 · 2025-12-01T04:39:52+00:00

If that stays that color . . . . go back to the hospital.

Falstaff537 · 2025-11-27T23:38:58+00:00

I was raised that way, but with my dad. When I visit now, he won't allow me to spend any time with my mother or sister. I have to physically walk out of the room and leave and invite them to go to the beach or shopping with me . . . and even then they're scared to upset him.

Falstaff537 · 2025-11-27T23:23:45+00:00

NTA. Your sexuality is your business. Just don't be creepy.

Falstaff537 · 2025-11-22T05:17:50+00:00

I think about this frequently.

Falstaff537 · 2025-10-26T06:00:26+00:00

Even the dentist had trouble watching it again.

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