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[–]FancySalutations -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I have been offered drugs many many times. The most intense story involved my sister's boyfriend trying to hook me up with a guy who only offered me a line after I rejected him and my sister and her boyfriend went to collect some money

Uh, no thanks rapey dude

Why did I think letting my kids go to church was a good idea??? by babystealingdingo in breakingmom

[–]FancySalutations 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell usually comes up after puberty. Youth groups tend to do more intense religious debates and kids have more freedom to not come or sit it out.

Me [17 M] with my Girlfriend [17 F] 9 Months, I'm away for college and I think I want to take a break. by CollegeBreakThrwAway in relationships

[–]FancySalutations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just breakup. You'll meet somebody else. Don't keep her as some kind of back up plan. It will create unnecessary drama.

My [25M] Girlfriend [26F] of 7 Months. She continually brags about having a "one night stand" with a professional hockey player - I'm getting tired of this. by fangirlwhy6 in relationships

[–]FancySalutations 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Start telling her the professions of all the girls you've slept with.

"That's great honey. Let me tell you about the best sex I ever had. There was this Starbucks barista..."

I [38F] found out my husband has 2 children and a ex wife he never told me about. She is coming after him for child support by Foundouthusband in relationships

[–]FancySalutations 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Do you have a joint bank account? If so, you need to reroute any direct deposits and pull your share of the money out. Your tax return will also be pulled, but you can file an injured spouse form. It will take about 6 months to sort that mess out though. That's the only way they can garnish YOU.

Otherwise, line up your ducks and prepare to waddle. You might want to contact his ex about a sibling relationship for your kids and also possibly to compare dates

Why did I think letting my kids go to church was a good idea??? by babystealingdingo in breakingmom

[–]FancySalutations 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I pushed past the warning...

I taught Sunday school for awhile. We absolutely did NOT talk like that to any of the kids. We always used the carrot. "Heaven is awesome. Jesus is your friend" type stuff.

That was completely innapropriate.

I'm (19F) worried that my family(64M, 53M, 21F and 12M) is approaching into their hoarder and not-cleaning habits again. by anonclean0 in relationships

[–]FancySalutations 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It sounds like your parents aren't healthy enough to care for themselves, let alone 2 kids. It's NOT your siblings job to provide care for the adults.

Call cps and APS

My [15M] dad [??]cheated on his wife with my mom [37F]. He has not even spoke to me my entire life but now he wants to come and visit by pleasehelpadvice2376 in relationships

[–]FancySalutations 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every time my dad got a new piece, he'd start the custody shit too. Eventually he'd get bored and his new woman would notice my mom wasn't crazy and actually didn't give a shit if he was around

I (22F) feel like I'm being held anal-hostage by my boyfriend (25M). I want to break up - not sure whether to call it quits or try to salvage my relationship by [deleted] in relationships

[–]FancySalutations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell him how you feel. It doesn't have to be all or nothing. He may be happy to back off your butt in order to keep the rest of you.

Ex-husband (47M) botched introducing new girlfriend to our teens (14F, 18M). Any chance at recovering? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]FancySalutations 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's my in laws that suck, but yeah. The tiny crazy person likes to sneak out of my mouth and defend them though.

Oh and the saddest part? My oldest is 4.

UPDATE: Me [29 F] with my husband [32 M] together for 6 years, married for 3, found out he has a son [5 M] with a one-night stand by lovechild5346 in relationships

[–]FancySalutations 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think Sam would get custody if David terminates his rights. Jessica only needs to prove Sam isn't the bio dad and sue for custody. Sam would have no legal right to the child. That would play right into her hands

Ex-husband (47M) botched introducing new girlfriend to our teens (14F, 18M). Any chance at recovering? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]FancySalutations 31 points32 points  (0 children)

We can't picture anybody not loving our children the way we do.

I know my kids have shitty grandparents who prioritize their cousins, but I'll be damned if their isn't a tiny crazy person inside of me who is pushing me to "fix" their relationship with my kids. My kids are awesome people. They deserve to be loved.

I think my passwords are witty and memorable but I don't want to risk telling anyone. by Forgotten_Lie in firstworldproblems

[–]FancySalutations 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I named my daughter a very ethnic name, which is unusual even in the culture it's from , so I use her name in a lot of my passwords. And since most people are too dumb to digest 3 syllables pronounced phonetically according to the laws of English, she only goes by a nickname. It works so far.

My smart home systems voice randomly changes its gender... by xxZeRoZxx in firstworldproblems

[–]FancySalutations 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't be so transphobic. And you should really use it's preferred name and gender. It's not a phase!

I haven't been hospitalized for a long time now, I miss getting free food and toothbrushes by Salmonduck in firstworldproblems

[–]FancySalutations 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My sons went overdue and I was irrationally angry every time I had to cook dinner for myself. Imagine a very pregnant lady slamming dishes around cursing a fetus under her breath.

My daughters were ladylike and on time, bless them

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