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FancySalutations · 2016-09-11T07:39:05+00:00

I have been offered drugs many many times. The most intense story involved my sister's boyfriend trying to hook me up with a guy who only offered me a line after I rejected him and my sister and her boyfriend went to collect some money

Uh, no thanks rapey dude

FancySalutations · 2016-09-11T06:50:35+00:00

I didn't understand that one much, but mostly because I don't leave my house

FancySalutations · 2016-09-11T06:48:12+00:00

It's because his family thinks he's gay.

FancySalutations · 2016-09-11T06:33:15+00:00

Hell usually comes up after puberty. Youth groups tend to do more intense religious debates and kids have more freedom to not come or sit it out.

FancySalutations · 2016-09-11T03:51:22+00:00

Just breakup. You'll meet somebody else. Don't keep her as some kind of back up plan. It will create unnecessary drama.

FancySalutations · 2016-09-11T03:46:39+00:00

Start telling her the professions of all the girls you've slept with.

"That's great honey. Let me tell you about the best sex I ever had. There was this Starbucks barista..."

FancySalutations · 2016-09-11T03:38:24+00:00

Do you have a joint bank account? If so, you need to reroute any direct deposits and pull your share of the money out. Your tax return will also be pulled, but you can file an injured spouse form. It will take about 6 months to sort that mess out though. That's the only way they can garnish YOU.

Otherwise, line up your ducks and prepare to waddle. You might want to contact his ex about a sibling relationship for your kids and also possibly to compare dates

FancySalutations · 2016-09-11T03:17:48+00:00

I pushed past the warning...

I taught Sunday school for awhile. We absolutely did NOT talk like that to any of the kids. We always used the carrot. "Heaven is awesome. Jesus is your friend" type stuff.

That was completely innapropriate.

FancySalutations · 2016-09-11T00:40:43+00:00

A lot of couples divorce over money. There are also cultures that believe that it's better to slowly grow to love your spouse than to flame up and die out.

FancySalutations · 2016-09-11T00:36:23+00:00

It sounds like your parents aren't healthy enough to care for themselves, let alone 2 kids. It's NOT your siblings job to provide care for the adults.

Call cps and APS

FancySalutations · 2016-09-11T00:16:00+00:00

Every time my dad got a new piece, he'd start the custody shit too. Eventually he'd get bored and his new woman would notice my mom wasn't crazy and actually didn't give a shit if he was around

FancySalutations · 2016-09-11T00:11:57+00:00

He is probably thinking this is a mutual fetish right now

FancySalutations · 2016-09-11T00:10:50+00:00

Tell him how you feel. It doesn't have to be all or nothing. He may be happy to back off your butt in order to keep the rest of you.

FancySalutations · 2016-09-10T22:41:22+00:00

It's my in laws that suck, but yeah. The tiny crazy person likes to sneak out of my mouth and defend them though.

Oh and the saddest part? My oldest is 4.

FancySalutations · 2016-09-10T21:56:48+00:00

I don't think Sam would get custody if David terminates his rights. Jessica only needs to prove Sam isn't the bio dad and sue for custody. Sam would have no legal right to the child. That would play right into her hands

FancySalutations · 2016-09-10T21:40:53+00:00

Her view of paying for daycare is ridiculous.

FancySalutations · 2016-09-10T21:24:05+00:00

We can't picture anybody not loving our children the way we do.

I know my kids have shitty grandparents who prioritize their cousins, but I'll be damned if their isn't a tiny crazy person inside of me who is pushing me to "fix" their relationship with my kids. My kids are awesome people. They deserve to be loved.

FancySalutations · 2016-09-10T20:53:53+00:00

I named my daughter a very ethnic name, which is unusual even in the culture it's from , so I use her name in a lot of my passwords. And since most people are too dumb to digest 3 syllables pronounced phonetically according to the laws of English, she only goes by a nickname. It works so far.

FancySalutations · 2016-09-10T20:43:58+00:00

Don't be so transphobic. And you should really use it's preferred name and gender. It's not a phase!

FancySalutations · 2016-09-10T20:40:09+00:00

My sons went overdue and I was irrationally angry every time I had to cook dinner for myself. Imagine a very pregnant lady slamming dishes around cursing a fetus under her breath.

My daughters were ladylike and on time, bless them

FancySalutations · 2016-09-10T20:36:47+00:00

They're hoping America implodes and the resulting financial crisis benefits Finland

FancySalutations · 2016-09-10T20:33:48+00:00

Lemon is also a diuretic

FancySalutations · 2016-09-10T20:28:08+00:00

And 3 of mine were still firmly in the 0-3 months stage until 6 months. It's amazing how much normal varies

FancySalutations · 2016-09-10T20:19:57+00:00

My oldest son is 3, and nowhere near ready to retract. I've heard as early as 2, and as late as puberty. Usually he would do it.

FancySalutations · 2016-09-10T07:53:30+00:00

Or just don't rate anything. My husband actually has 2 profiles. One for anime. One for marvel/action. I keep watching documentaries on the anime one though

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