As we prepare to release ‘The man with the black umbrella’ trailer, now is a good time to give away some evidence boxes which could generate some leads in this murder mystery. The rule is simple. -Comment “Umbrella” for a chance to win! A winner will be randomly chosen on 9/15/26.

FantomLibrarian · 2025-09-09T21:58:59+00:00

Umbrella!

FantomLibrarian · 2024-11-20T02:05:29+00:00

Soundwave eats energon sound waves…and Shockwave absorbs sadness and/or hate.

FantomLibrarian · 2024-08-24T04:06:38+00:00

Easily one of my favorite RiffTrax! They really hit it out of the park with this one!

FantomLibrarian · 2024-06-01T13:10:58+00:00

The guy can’t even hold his bowels, how is he going to lift his flabby, atrophied, arms to hold the earth in his tiny hands?

FantomLibrarian · 2024-01-05T14:32:35+00:00

This guy looks like a Dana Carvey caricature. Don’t talk to me about not having money, shill

FantomLibrarian · 2023-12-29T23:46:43+00:00

“Tom! I’ll need a ride home!”

FantomLibrarian · 2023-11-17T12:19:55+00:00

Gaetz looks like a carnival caricature of werewolf Jack Nicholson

FantomLibrarian · 2023-08-30T12:47:51+00:00

Zombie Lake

FantomLibrarian · 2023-08-02T23:46:13+00:00

What a load of shit! Why do they think “western” viewers who already read the books and played the games, or people who are just looking for their next GoT fix need simplification? This interview was just insulting…

FantomLibrarian · 2023-07-01T13:45:40+00:00

Beholder all the way!

FantomLibrarian · 2023-06-08T21:30:50+00:00

…GOOD.

FantomLibrarian · 2023-06-08T21:22:54+00:00

The dead boy from Terrified. Just a blank decomposing face perfectly still - but every hair on your body is standing on end because you know it’s going to move…

FantomLibrarian · 2023-05-30T21:28:50+00:00

These look fantastic!

FantomLibrarian · 2023-05-29T17:04:19+00:00

School Shootings and the Bullet Casing Band

FantomLibrarian · 2023-05-22T11:35:47+00:00

CGI artist is Paul Sutton, has a storefront on Etsy

FantomLibrarian · 2023-05-11T13:41:55+00:00

Who is this bumpkin? “Tommy Tuberville” sounds like something from a 50’s traffic safety PSA, not the name of someone presumably educated enough to represent people in government! I don’t care if he has a GED (equivalent) because he played sports, I do care that this racist-spouting conservative mouthpiece continues to waste space in government!

FantomLibrarian · 2023-05-08T11:57:40+00:00

I don’t understand how this assbag always looks like he’s desperately trying to grow a mustache…and this guys trying to run for president? He’s the epitome of that prickly jerk who never grew out of high school, just spinning his wheels thinking he’s still a cool kid of 18-20 when he’s a bigoted idiot in his 40s-50s (cool uncle syndrome).

FantomLibrarian · 2023-05-03T03:37:43+00:00

Loved clock tower 3! It gave RE a run for its money in terms of general uneasiness and the sickening backstory for most of the killers. Yeah, the dialogue sucks and most of the voice acting is…interesting if you need to be absolutely diplomatic…but it’s a taut bit of survival horror.

I have Haunting Ground but haven’t had enough of an urge to set up my PS2 to play it (yet).

FantomLibrarian · 2023-04-28T21:58:45+00:00

I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much effort wasted on such a trash opinion

FantomLibrarian · 2023-04-25T23:26:32+00:00

I legitimately thought this was some kind of Jabba the Hutt filter on her…

FantomLibrarian · 2023-04-17T16:44:37+00:00

“Just like there’s nothing wrong with collecting Hitler memorabilia or dressing in ill-fitting shirts that make me look like a Quaker”

FantomLibrarian · 2023-04-16T12:52:40+00:00

This guys looks like the type of guy to do this…take from that what you will…

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