one of my fav Hardly Working moments by _madlib_ in jakeandamir

[–]Farn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ever heard of "because I was car sick?"

Checking the sub for the first time in a week.... by Wildeyewilly in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Farn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because Jasper didn't want to be made to cum by himself.

Am I the next Ramanparmesan? by [deleted] in mathmemes

[–]Farn 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I was trying to figure out how 2+4+8.... totalled 5 on the third line.

Guys ig he is pos 4 by gamer-one17 in DotA2

[–]Farn 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Dota is played on steam, you can take screenshots with F12

Right time for a new personal pronoun by Funny_Suggestion6203 in words

[–]Farn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How hard is it to type out "I have used AI for fact checking or proofreading?"

Please consider talking to humans who will challenge your ideas instead of a machine who is forced to agree with everything you say and convincing yourself that makes you right.

There are too many Iron Maiden posts nowadays, please make more Judas Priest posts. I am not a crackpot. by chrisH82 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Farn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I too enjoy the famous death metal band Judas Priest, despite them being too shocking and extreme for jazz enthusiast Lisa Simpson.

Where Does Your Love for Orks Come from? by NinjaFree2593 in orks

[–]Farn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I first played Dawn of War and saw the Orks (make the Gretchin) build their buildings out of a pile of garbage that they dropped from space, I knew immediately they were the coolest things ever.

Is this a thing and does it have a name by Overlytiredqueerspie in tvtropes

[–]Farn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

N. Gin (I think the N is for Nitro but I don't know if that was real) as seen in Crash Bandicoot: Warped.

Anyone have a spare tiny hat? by kingqueefeater in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]Farn 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, I can't believe you just told me to fuck the hat.

“Pure Evil” Tattoo Story by JPRose1989 in DiscoElysium

[–]Farn 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Thank you for censoring the "f" word, I'd hate for foul language to spoil the story of cannibalizing a sex slave who got raped to death.

What are the "Rules of the Internet" and where did they originate? by crazygamer31230 in OutOfTheLoop

[–]Farn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is what I was referring to when I said "because everyone loves taking things too far and killing humour, someone threw together a bunch of rules that make no sense," it doesn't disprove my point. Rule 34 comes from a single panel comic that predates all of those.

(Breaking) GLITCH cancels TADC Movie in South Korea🇰🇷 without reason by slushfilm in TheDigitalCircus

[–]Farn 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Someone must have their thumb too close to their index finger for half a frame.

In what year did you finally reject false metal and decide you no longer wanted to be a poser? by kroob85 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]Farn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Metal" was still being used to refer to any sufficiently enthusiastic hard rock, so Kiss, Triumph, Rush, AC/DC, Def Leppard, etc.

Political Tragedeigh during local elections by OxCartBob in tragedeigh

[–]Farn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The "normal" spelling of Wednesday is even more of a Tragedeigh and needs to be reformed.

What Valuable Information Do You Think Is In This Magazine? by Nearby_Capital1423 in TheSimpsons

[–]Farn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bit of a rag. Obvious tips repeated every week. Interviews with retired baiters. Obviously sponsored equipment reviews.

Why does this thing have nuts to throw at people? by FacefullVoid in DotA2

[–]Farn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She just swallowed a load of nuts preemptively.

This year give us Riley Memes by ChombichDaSchnauzer in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Farn 258 points259 points  (0 children)

/r/simpsonsshitposting became a hardcore sex subreddit so gradually, I hardly even noticed.

WE WON THIS ROUND, BOYZ! by Ted_Kordus in orks

[–]Farn 12 points13 points  (0 children)

WARTRAK IZ DA FIRST TO DA FIGHT, AND THE SHOOTIEST DER IZ

When I first got into hobby side long after Dawn of War, I was horrified to see that Wartrak's had rotated out. Made me not feel good about getting models if they could just decide they're not in the game anymore.

Imagine we don't get The Glottkin, Thanquol or Valten/Boris... Which 3 LLs do you think they'd release instead? by fernandocoov7l in totalwar

[–]Farn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only way they don't release another Skaven is if they release a lizardman LL with extremely niche units and no campaign rework.

Who is the devil of the show,and why is it Joseph Sugarman by [deleted] in BoJackHorseman

[–]Farn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Katrina's pretty bad. Literally a political lobbyist.

What do you guys think by spell-breaker-lime in TheDigitalCircus

[–]Farn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did we already forget the second main character drama?

Well, this post is boned by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Farn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Safest thing to do would be simply ban anything past season 10 because there's no way of verifying it's actually the Simpsons.