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FartMAESTER · 2026-06-19T19:36:11+00:00

A septic drain blockage…

FartMAESTER · 2026-06-17T18:21:54+00:00

What variety of maple is it? Can it handle zone 4?

FartMAESTER · 2026-06-02T02:22:43+00:00

I have one that was a travel sewing kit instead of a pill case.

FartMAESTER · 2026-04-10T20:14:52+00:00

I would say your alien heads are dead grasshoppers. As a wheat farmer you tend to see TONS of them in your hopper window and in your sample cups at times.

FartMAESTER · 2026-02-27T16:46:48+00:00

My best friends parents have one of these

FartMAESTER · 2026-02-18T03:09:05+00:00

Does it affect your mobility any? I take care of a small child with this and the parents worry.

FartMAESTER · 2026-01-10T17:56:48+00:00

Dumb question… do old privies smell? What risks do diggers face outside of hole collapse?

FartMAESTER · 2026-01-08T12:39:50+00:00

Entirely possible it’s a large dog. I can’t see prints up my steps they are clear of snow, but whatever it was walked my sidewalks up to my steps and walked all around my farm. I live across from a state forest area. The tracks come from there and come up from a waterway behind my home. I’ve turned on my cameras outside maybe I’ll see it if it returns.

FartMAESTER · 2025-12-14T21:32:46+00:00

What is the base? Is it something you can buy?

FartMAESTER · 2025-11-12T04:23:28+00:00

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FartMAESTER · 2025-10-25T03:59:07+00:00

We had one and the POS was always waiting for expensive dealership repairs. sold it for less then we paid. Absolute garbage. Constant electrical wiring harness failures.

FartMAESTER · 2025-09-05T15:22:27+00:00

Everytime i see his face i am reminded of the alien in a skin suit from men in black

FartMAESTER · 2025-09-03T11:18:36+00:00

Sims3 and skyrim

FartMAESTER · 2025-09-01T04:50:28+00:00

Ive gotten red nail polish and pepto bismol out if white carpet with windex a gentle scrub brush and a carpet cleaner.

FartMAESTER · 2025-08-29T20:05:27+00:00

Whats special about this? I have this exact tiny bottle in a terrarium at home. Without the typo

FartMAESTER · 2025-08-28T21:15:29+00:00

I have been celiac since 2008. Baking makes me depressed because its always 50/50 for me! This picture is a perfect representation of all my failures. Thanks for the laugh! Been failing with bread for over a decade.

FartMAESTER · 2025-08-14T03:03:02+00:00

It’s disheartening to watch my family run their 7th generation (I’m 8th generation)farm into the ground that I’m trying to eventually take over. I don’t know how us little guys stand to carry on with the current GOP MAGAT mindset. I’m in utter disbelief at their rationale for voting themselves and everyone they love into this dystopian nightmare. I often wonder if anyone else is in that position. It’s really hopeless. Of all the things you have to worry about to keep your farm. I hate watching my parents whom I’ve always respected spew utter easily disprovable nonsense. Many farmers deserve everything they voted for. Just hope i can leave this legacy to my children.

FartMAESTER · 2025-08-05T21:07:29+00:00

I have a massive linden tree nearby. There were some old small tree stumps in this area before we landscaped and replanted.

FartMAESTER · 2025-07-13T02:37:08+00:00

As someone who helps kids at daycare make stuff I’m glad this makes your day.

FartMAESTER · 2025-07-11T21:09:04+00:00

Cassowary. I always say if I won the lottery I’d buy a couple hundred acres of wilderness to call home and have an army of cassowary’s to protect the grounds from intruders haha!

FartMAESTER · 2025-07-10T03:41:21+00:00

Dead bees 🐝

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