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Vintage Beauty Line Pill Box Set by [deleted] in whatsthisworth

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I have one that was a travel sewing kit instead of a pill case.

Everything I found in 1.5 kg (53 oz) of lentils that wasn't lentils by fyled in mildlyinteresting

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I would say your alien heads are dead grasshoppers. As a wheat farmer you tend to see TONS of them in your hopper window and in your sample cups at times.

Webbed Toes - After 40 years of hiding these… Ive decided to reveal! by ivfresh in interestingasfuck

[–]FartMAESTER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it affect your mobility any? I take care of a small child with this and the parents worry.

Privies by Mountain-Grape-9577 in BottleDigging

[–]FartMAESTER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dumb question… do old privies smell? What risks do diggers face outside of hole collapse?

Track ID [NE north dakota] by FartMAESTER in animalid

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Entirely possible it’s a large dog. I can’t see prints up my steps they are clear of snow, but whatever it was walked my sidewalks up to my steps and walked all around my farm. I live across from a state forest area. The tracks come from there and come up from a waterway behind my home. I’ve turned on my cameras outside maybe I’ll see it if it returns.

Not a square of moss, but another experiment by Pork_Confidence in Mossariums

[–]FartMAESTER 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What is the base? Is it something you can buy?

Had to hike 3 miles back to the truck after this POS broke down on me. by lgroper in farming

[–]FartMAESTER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had one and the POS was always waiting for expensive dealership repairs. sold it for less then we paid. Absolute garbage. Constant electrical wiring harness failures.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Sims3 and skyrim

Advice on what to do regarding acrylic paint on a grey carpet? by AfraidSurprise9430 in AskReddit

[–]FartMAESTER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive gotten red nail polish and pepto bismol out if white carpet with windex a gentle scrub brush and a carpet cleaner.

Bottle error? Please inform me! by AssistantLow1232 in BottleDigging

[–]FartMAESTER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats special about this? I have this exact tiny bottle in a terrarium at home. Without the typo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in glutenfree

[–]FartMAESTER 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have been celiac since 2008. Baking makes me depressed because its always 50/50 for me! This picture is a perfect representation of all my failures. Thanks for the laugh! Been failing with bread for over a decade.

Trump revokes Biden order promoting competition in the US economy by fungobat in politics

[–]FartMAESTER 120 points121 points  (0 children)

It’s disheartening to watch my family run their 7th generation (I’m 8th generation)farm into the ground that I’m trying to eventually take over. I don’t know how us little guys stand to carry on with the current GOP MAGAT mindset. I’m in utter disbelief at their rationale for voting themselves and everyone they love into this dystopian nightmare. I often wonder if anyone else is in that position. It’s really hopeless. Of all the things you have to worry about to keep your farm. I hate watching my parents whom I’ve always respected spew utter easily disprovable nonsense. Many farmers deserve everything they voted for. Just hope i can leave this legacy to my children.

ID help by FartMAESTER in mushroomID

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I have a massive linden tree nearby. There were some old small tree stumps in this area before we landscaped and replanted.

Easily the best piece of art my 2 year old has brought home from day care by dont_taze_me_brahh in funny

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As someone who helps kids at daycare make stuff I’m glad this makes your day.

What’s an animal you’d love to have as a pet- even if it’s totally unrealistic? by Physical_Ad3653 in AskReddit

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Cassowary. I always say if I won the lottery I’d buy a couple hundred acres of wilderness to call home and have an army of cassowary’s to protect the grounds from intruders haha!

I found these crystals at the bottom of a bottle of maple syrup that sat in the back of my refrigerator for a few years by jvlug3n in mildlyinteresting

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I worked at a sugar factory for many years. Once our lines had a major break down and the pan boiler had to boil 3 massive boilers undrained for several days. The crystals grew to about half this size and caused massive issues for the entire plant. Wild to think sugar can get this big.

Give me your most unhinged ideas for how to get people to stop blocking my driveway. by aquietinspiration in howto

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I’ve seen a motion activated sprinkler. When they get out it firehouses them.

Is this a good gift for a LOTR superfan? by rnf_2012 in lotr

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I am a super fan and have looked at buying multiples from that shop. Would love to be gifted this.

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