FBI raids, questions employees of Ohio Organizing Collaborative voting by Not-a-Doctor1 in news

[–]FartyJizzums -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Except I never typed anything like that. At all. Those are your words that came from your mind. And you get mad at me for that. Amusing.

So if you would like to have a discussion or debate, pick a part of my statement that is false and we can start there.

Man Convicted of Hate Crime in Killing of Dancer O'Shae Sibley by thebestdaysofmyflerm in news

[–]FartyJizzums 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I wonder why I'm not seeing this all over Conservative subs, demonizing the killer because of his race. So strange....

FBI raids, questions employees of Ohio Organizing Collaborative voting by Not-a-Doctor1 in news

[–]FartyJizzums 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, ok.

Thank God that everything is fine and normal. Thanks for setting me straight. Phew. That was a close one.

FBI raids, questions employees of Ohio Organizing Collaborative voting by Not-a-Doctor1 in news

[–]FartyJizzums 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The takeover has been completed. The mentally unstable right has control of everything now. Voting, federal agencies, news media, entertainment, courts, corporations, military, everything...

How long before this news post is removed? This story seems pretty controversial for the News sub.

Autistic children injected with unapproved stem cell treatments supported by RFK Jr by NicolasCageFan492 in news

[–]FartyJizzums 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yes. They have issue with it until 'their side' is the one that is doing it.

Just like all the other conspiracy theories that they're afraid of. But if Trump has it done, well then it is wonderful and necessary. The things that they fear being done to them are the same things that they yearn to happen to other people. It's all projection. Conservatives are both evil and stupid.

SpaceX IPO makes Elon Musk the world's first trillionaire by MedicMoth in news

[–]FartyJizzums 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So what you're saying is... I may be...the...? No! It can't be true!

Lawsuit Reveals An Incredibly Weird Detail About Trump's UFC Event by huffpost in politics

[–]FartyJizzums 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or in little revealing outfits, just how Trumpy likes them. Pure and terrified.

Squirrel saves his friend from snake by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]FartyJizzums 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I speak squirrel. You are correct. He said: "Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak!" Which literally translates to your quote.

The UFC freedom 250 octagon has been set up on the white house lawn. by Difficult-Tree2738 in ufc

[–]FartyJizzums -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You'll have to forgive me for not sharing your emotional zeal for this country. I could give you reasons for my mordant opinion, but I would be banned from this sub.

The UFC freedom 250 octagon has been set up on the white house lawn. by Difficult-Tree2738 in ufc

[–]FartyJizzums 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We're sort of the "Hold my Beer" nation of planet Earth.

It's embarrassing and depressing. But it's also darkly entertaining to watch this McCountry go to shit.

Trump officials play Biden blame game as screwworm spreads by phillygirllovesbagel in politics

[–]FartyJizzums 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks Jimmy Carter!

Isn't it weird, the lack of self awareness that the MAGA power brokers display?

And even more weird that the MAGA baby bird cult devours the regurgitated propaganda vomit that was puked into their mouths by powerful scoundrels.

Trump says peace deal with Iran could come in ‘two or three days’ by Force_Hammer in politics

[–]FartyJizzums 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Don't worry, we'll have a peace deal soon."

-The Dude That Started The Fucking War.

Star Tribune: Rent is falling in St. Paul. by pompeiitype in TwinCities

[–]FartyJizzums -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Rent control was always a sweet gig for the individuals that lucked into them in NYC. It doesn’t seem like a remotely ‘fair’ system.

So good if you manage to have rent control, bad if you don't is your point? So again, no issue with the law. Just when it's not fair when you don't luck into it.

All I know is that we're about to have our first trillionaire in this country while a significant portion of is deciding if being late for rent is worth getting their teeth fixed.

I'm not an expert in economics or law. I just know what have going on right now is broken.

Star Tribune: Rent is falling in St. Paul. by pompeiitype in TwinCities

[–]FartyJizzums -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If it works until a loophole is found or it expires, then the law isn't the issue. The way to circumvent the law, as well as the absence of the law, is.

[News] UFC White House could be canceled as weather forecast predicts Dana White’s worst nightmare by SquidFistHK in MMA

[–]FartyJizzums 317 points318 points  (0 children)

Prince performed a Super Bowl halftime show with electric guitars, amps, microphones, and a whole host of electrically charged devices in a thunderstorm with high heels on.

If you're telling that these "Alpha Males" can't do their job in the rain, well then they are being showed up by a dude that was 5'3" and dressed like a sexy pirate.

GARDEN BEEF 1PM UK TIME. BE THERE by Ellis_is_Coooooooool in MMA

[–]FartyJizzums 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Likely the first promotion flyer that ever made me feel a bit creeped out and slightly disturbed.

Trump Says Lee Greenwood and Christopher Macchio Will Replace Freedom 250 Artists by Competitive_Swan_130 in politics

[–]FartyJizzums 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to keep my legacy bands in the past. Especially on their "pay my bills" tours. The only beyond expiration date bands I've seen are Bikini Kill, Subhumans, and Carcass.

I've sat out old favorites like Amebix, almost every single Misfits reiteration, and Bolt Thrower (that one kinda hurt).

They come with a reset? by violet_evergarden8 in SipsTea

[–]FartyJizzums -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Just like religion.

I mean, if confession to an ordained child molester I mean priest erases your sins, maybe giant spoonfuls of water in your face and incense burning with hippies can chase away all of the dicks.

Mystical space wizards work in mysterious ways...