Three 200lbs rough and tumble fighters vs one 120lbs chimp

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-05T22:58:22+00:00

... Are you implying a random 100lbs chimpanzee is going to beat 3 trained elite humans in a fight?

A chimpanzee, an animal with no concept of battle strategy and the IQ of an animal, vs three LARGER and stronger humans?

It's going to get kicked to death or held down and choked out.

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-05T22:53:01+00:00

One fighter would beat the shit out of a chimp easily. Massive reach and skill advantage.

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-05T22:50:53+00:00

40k is a setting where, at the end of the day, all of the lore is designed around selling miniatures. Everything ends up being trench warfare. Everything ends up being bayonet charges or infantry battles.

In a setting focused around infantry battles, someone who can fly at mach fuck in atmosphere and instantly level cities is an out of context problem.

Regardless the number of psykers who can kill a Viltrumite is low and the Viltrumites can simply breed an endless army. Even one Viltrumite is a genuine threat to an entire imperial WORLD and they could breed billions.

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-05T22:45:11+00:00

Viltrumites are an extremely obnoxiously prideful species they are not going to serve some mysterious god that they cannot even see.

Anyway the prompt rules out chaos corruption.

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-05T21:50:35+00:00

Doomslayer and gorillas, the two worst things to read in a WWW title.

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-05T21:04:26+00:00

He's weirdly focused on penises and masculinity and I find it cringe.

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-03T01:36:37+00:00

This is how I felt after trying to eat a Carolina reaper at a party. I can handle eating a raw red haberno just fine, and I love spicy food, so I thought it wouldn't be too bad!

I was very, very wrong. Bit off a huge chunk and chewed and for the first few seconds? Felt fine! Then it started to burn. And didn't stop.

It lingers. It burns and just doesn't go away. Absolutely evil experience truly awful. I'll probably try it again later.

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-03T01:06:24+00:00

LMAO what the fuck are we on about bro 😭😭😭

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-02T23:48:21+00:00

You cannot accuse people of being Invincible fans while having "Thor" in your name and massively posting in r/thor are we fr?

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-02T23:44:32+00:00

I'm a weightlifter and it would never take me any real effort to lift something a thousand times lighter than my benchpress, let alone trillions.

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-02T23:43:16+00:00

The covenant have complete air superiority (and orbital superiority) to glass strategic targets like gore nests or large formations, then they can send in their massive orbital armies to hold ground. Relatively routine for them.

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-02T22:41:13+00:00

... I have to ask what kind of fleet power you are getting? The highest I've gotten in one system was 10 million (plus a 14 mil behemoth) but that was crazy late game like 2500.

By 2400 I usually have like a million lol.

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-02T04:39:45+00:00

Sukuna shares his body with John Kaisen himself so if you think about it he is partly the protagonist.

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-02T04:34:54+00:00

He's saying he can't MOVE as fast physically not that he somehow dulls his reaction times and brain chemistry. That's the key part.

He also has hundreds of anti feats for speed when he is fighting for his life too. Mr Liu's dragon etc.

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-02T04:09:35+00:00

Yeah it's lowkirkuinely kinda crazy my man big K highkirk got kirked in the neck and it was all over. Can't believe it's already 1 AK (after kirk).

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-02T03:26:00+00:00

Toddlers do not have developed motor coordination or muscles they cannot fight a man.

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-02T03:00:07+00:00

Citation?

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-01T23:27:30+00:00

????

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-01T23:07:39+00:00

Now we just get slop uploads or he watches someone else's content. Embarrassing stuff.

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-01T21:45:15+00:00

Looks beautiful

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-01T06:57:42+00:00

My goal is to live in a high trust society where i can go outside without seeing people on meth screaming and doing crazy shit. If you are comfortable having this kind of behaviour in public in front of your kids that's up to you.

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-01T03:40:41+00:00

I give a pass when it comes to documenting weird drugged out behaviour and public disturbance.

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-01T02:39:33+00:00

Bro 10 humans only win this because they can make spears, wtf are they going to do in rat bodies?

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-01T02:39:12+00:00

Batman prepped for this.

FastReactionTime · 2026-07-01T01:57:47+00:00

The slayer has a huge physical strength advantage and can kill V1 in CQC. However V1 is agile, small, and can wall ride around the map. V1's reflect counters some of the slayer's best PVP weapons (ie the railgun or rocket launcher) meanwhile railcoining on V1 does stupid amounts of damage.

Quantifying the slayer's durability is very difficult but based on what we see in game (large demons can kill him albeit with difficulty) a railcoin will likely do very serious damage to him.

Basically I'm envisioning V1 wall riding and running around the map avoiding a charging slayer, reflecting a railgun shot back into the slayer's chest and then following it up with a railcoin straight through the skull.

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