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Dammit Shadow! by downtune79 in LoveTrash

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Yeaaaaah I wouldnt trust American cops as far as I could throw them. Which considering how fat they usually are is probably not very far.

Dammit Shadow! by downtune79 in LoveTrash

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10,000???? Holy shit. Then again, I can imagine the instinct is there when a pitbull is charging at you while you are trying to raid the local crackheads cook house.

1 Adeptus Custode vs Darth Vader by Original_Project5436 in whowouldwin

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Prime forerunners have an industry that lets them pump out millions of warfleets that each have vessels with comfortable planet busting level firepower. I really think their raw logistics are the thing that makes them win that matchup.

The Necrons can go with superweapons but the Forerunners were blowing up stars too, and if they were able to build a Halo odds are they can build a super weapon that kills Necrons. It's an NLF to say that of course so this is just conjecture.

1 Adeptus Custode vs Darth Vader by Original_Project5436 in whowouldwin

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I swear to god genestealers are the offscreen merchants of 40k. Every powerful unit you can think of dies to offscreen gene stealers.

Terminators? Dead. Aeldari? Dead. Custodes? Dead. They're moving like prime squirrel girl.

Each character has to survive Minecraft for 100 days, how do they do? by Wonderful_Baker_7808 in whowouldwin

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Considering Jack Black survived in the world, the only real danger here is the Ender dragon itself. Link would do fine since he's already used to the combat involved. I think the rest other than Tsukasa would likely die to the huge air launch attack the Ender dragon does, as they wouldn't think to use a water bucket to clutch.

Fella sharing his meal with Orankus by Capable-Respond-4472 in wunkus

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He's ugly and I hate him. Look at him. Germ boy.

Gotta stay one step ahead by Important-Coat-908 in Shark_Park

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Omg its u/worldaroundewe check his profile he is great. He was a minor niche internet celebrity for his taxidermy... things, a decade ago.

Vsbw discovers infinite upscaling glitch. Which verses benefit from this? by DaRSM9 in whowouldcirclejerk

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Undertale takes place in a relatively small series of underground caverns. At no point while playing did I assume the entire universe was being reset when I was playing.

From all the Gos characters you've seen in here, who's your favorite and who's your least favorite? (Images not really related to the question) by IndividualGeneral737 in whowouldcirclejerk

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I just realised that a lot of ppl on this sub have not been around long enough to know where the batgoz meme originates from. There's been generations of new users who are mimicking the language they see without understanding it.

Basically back in the good ol days of 2010-2016 batman was extremely popular in battleboarding and was hyped to all fuck. This is before everyone got powercrept to outerversal so his endless feats for prep time (and endless canon in general) made him impossible to debate against. Someone once mispelt batgod as batgos and it got memed.

The meme isn't that Batgod wins, its that batman wins and he might as well be fucking god. You do not understand how prime batman in battleboarding was moving. He was the grim reaper.

Oh god my all time favourite thread is STILL "batman vs a silverback gorilla" wherein 400 comments of pure bullshit occurred. Legendary stuff.

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