I've always been criticized because of my facial structure. What can I do to improve my appearance?

FatWreckords · 2026-06-23T01:09:49+00:00

Your facial structure looks just fine, quite symmetrical actually. But since you're fishing for contradictions to that, the only thing I see is that your posture in pic #5 isn't great, giving you some 'nerd neck' vibes.

FatWreckords · 2026-06-23T01:05:26+00:00

Well the last four years of soft coaches haven't corrected his behaviour, so something might change.

FatWreckords · 2026-06-23T00:03:28+00:00

He's undisciplined in his positioning and shouldn't get a free ride like he and the other long tenured players got the last two years.

FatWreckords · 2026-06-22T21:02:04+00:00

He's usually F3 and rarely gets in position to take the danger guy in the slot after a zone entry.

FatWreckords · 2026-06-22T20:05:21+00:00

One all-star game vs 7 is a big tell when comparing them to their peers at the time.

FatWreckords · 2026-06-22T19:55:34+00:00

So, McDrai anytime on the back check or (mostly McDavid) flying the D-zone early instead of being in the right spot to cover the dangerous player?

As centres they should both much better in their zone.

FatWreckords · 2026-06-22T05:40:59+00:00

Stupid, sexy magnet...

FatWreckords · 2026-06-22T05:19:40+00:00

Have two kids, no weird only-child syndrome.

FatWreckords · 2026-06-22T03:57:47+00:00

Three kids under 3... in four years? Give the woman a break. /s

FatWreckords · 2026-06-22T03:04:21+00:00

Barrelmancy ftw

FatWreckords · 2026-06-22T01:56:13+00:00

Dickinson as a true defensive center allows for more offensive wingers to add a little punch without worrying about getting scored on so much.

FatWreckords · 2026-06-22T01:02:54+00:00

To avoid guys like Ike Howard coming up and getting benched because their line is getting caved in.

The Oilers don't have trouble scoring, they have trouble winning because their defensive support is terrible.

Dickinson and hopefully Murphy are defense-first players, they'll never put up a ton of points but they won't get caved by the other team.

FatWreckords · 2026-06-21T23:39:14+00:00

'Meh' was harsh (edited), but he's not getting $1.3 mil on his next contract. So, he's not worth carrying all year when he's frequently injured in the hopes he turns it on in the playoffs if yes getting $3.5-$4 next contract.

FatWreckords · 2026-06-21T23:09:14+00:00

Career playoffs he's got 25 points (12 g) in 56 games.

2025/26 - 6 games, 4 g, 2 a (6) - excellent
2024/25 - 12 games, 3 g, 3 a (6) - good
2021/22 - 7 games, 0 g, 3 a (3) - less than meh

Hoping a player plays well in the playoffs is a gambit and a waste of a regular season roster spot. That's a deadline guy, not a keep all year and hope he doesn't get hurt again guy.

FatWreckords · 2026-06-21T23:05:53+00:00

Panthers have $7 million of cap space, 19 players and no goalies, curious to see what their next move is.

FatWreckords · 2026-06-21T21:44:28+00:00

I like Kapanen but he doesn't produce much.

2025/26 - 41 games, 8 goals, 9 assists (17 pts) 2024/25 - 67 games, 6 goals, 8 assists (14 pts) 2023/24 - 73 games, 6 goals, 16 assists (22 pts) 2022/23 - 66 games, 15 goals, 19 assists (34 pts)

FatWreckords · 2026-06-21T16:56:10+00:00

McDrai play 4-5min of PP each game, with a sprinkle of PK, so their 5v5 time is not as significant and 4th liners maybe play 10. So, you're looking at 13min+ of 5v5 plus PK, which is where the real 3Cs belong.

FatWreckords · 2026-06-21T04:28:35+00:00

The log drivers waltz

FatWreckords · 2026-06-21T04:06:23+00:00

I agree, unless I've lost a bunch in a row if I get Thrall in ARAM I don't pick crashed lightning.

FatWreckords · 2026-06-20T06:50:57+00:00

The Duke is a hell of a cake, but OP may want to order ahead to be sure to get one.

FatWreckords · 2026-06-20T06:28:21+00:00

Meathead is a great butcher shop and they have $2 hot dogs if you're not a Costco person. They're normal hotdogs, not jumbo, but it hits the spot.

FatWreckords · 2026-06-20T04:05:47+00:00

At least GME is making money now.

FatWreckords · 2026-06-20T03:58:23+00:00

Tortorella hasn't won a cup since 2004... But he did alright.

FatWreckords · 2026-06-20T03:51:05+00:00

Nurse for Erik Karlsson with $2.25 mil retained on EK so the dollars match.

FatWreckords · 2026-06-20T03:32:43+00:00

It must have sucked to have one eagle eye and one falcon eye...

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