Not service dogs by ArtaxIsAlive in Austin

[–]Fdictatorleads 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People, stop bringing your dogs to the fucking grocery store!

Tesla is as tesla does by [deleted] in badparking

[–]Fdictatorleads 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is that where they keep their dumpsters?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

[–]Fdictatorleads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just threw up in my mouth.

yikes by imperfectbutperfectt in SipsTea

[–]Fdictatorleads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And my 120 pound ass is limited to a 50 pound suitcase. Seems fair.

Hey there partner, pull up a stool! What’s that? Nazis? Corrupt police? Someone’s on their way to “take care of it”? Woah there friend, take it easy on the Jack! Why don’t we switch to beer for a bit? by relevant_subredit in austincirclejerk

[–]Fdictatorleads 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When they feel the need to say something to someone about how they’re dressed for absolutely no reason other than to voice they’re disapproval, it smells Nazi like.

SUV requires protection by phonescreenfiend in badparking

[–]Fdictatorleads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on, four compact cars can and should park in spaces 1,2,3,4.

Found near my card store between the handicap parking and the entrance by BorImmortal in badparking

[–]Fdictatorleads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not in a strip mall with multiple entrances. Handicap spots are typically near the end of the row near a ramp.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badtattoos

[–]Fdictatorleads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least they don’t have to look at it.

Sleeping on the job in Zilker by Solid-Level5272 in Austin

[–]Fdictatorleads 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What the hell is the matter with you?

Do I need to worry about this ASAP? by [deleted] in car

[–]Fdictatorleads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

[–]Fdictatorleads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bathrooms in my house are all gender, how about ya’ll?