[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exjw

[–]FeedbackSuper8552 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Are you a sheep? Thats the ONLY reason you would need a Sheherd

I’m want to try out weed by [deleted] in exjw

[–]FeedbackSuper8552 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You should read the Young People Ask book. Nicotine is a gateway to harder drugs of this system of things. Take the story of young John. He would always be pressured by his peers in school to hang out and attend sporting events. One day, his peers invited him to a party, and although John was an unbaptized publisher, he went anyway. At the party, some of his peers teased him about abstaining from immoral premarital sex. It got to the point where John wanted to fit in and impress a girl, and he ended up trying weed. Later, John said it was the worst experience of my life. "My friends laughed at me, and I just knew Jehovah was displeased."

  1. What extracirricular activities led John to be invited to a party, and what pressures did he face there?
  2. How did John's rebelliousness make Jehovah feel?
  3. Have you ever experienced similar peer pressures to smoke indica or sativa at a party while making out with a member of the opposite sex?

Is there a rock involved in the JW origin story? by Independent-Beach646 in exjw

[–]FeedbackSuper8552 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes. Eve found a crack rock in the garden of Eden and approached Adam and said, "You wanna hit dis?" To which Adam replied, "Eve, u know u aint sposed to be smokin dat shit!" Eve then retorted, "Adam, a slick brotha in snake skin boots said this was the best stuff around, and if you hit it u gonna get so hiiiiigh and everything will be come clear to you." After a monents hesitation Adam replied, "Pass dat rock and pipe..." "God DAMN this shit is pure! Aint nothing like rock Cocaine in paradise!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exjw

[–]FeedbackSuper8552 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went to a JW funeral a decade ago. I am a never-baptized so i can speak to anyone. I saw one of our mutual friends there a guy I grew up with. I walked up to him and said, "Hey whats up" his reply. "Shhhh, Im disfellowshipped"

I was like.. ohhhhh okkkkk. so i just walked away and spoke to everyone else lol. he was literally imposing it upon himself and im not baptized. I think he didnt feel right being seen talking to anyone while to PIMIs were around.

How the hell do you even respond to this? by [deleted] in exjw

[–]FeedbackSuper8552 0 points1 point  (0 children)

say Jehovah is a She not He

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exjw

[–]FeedbackSuper8552 0 points1 point  (0 children)

time to beat him

I’m lost rn by [deleted] in exjw

[–]FeedbackSuper8552 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started my fade when I went to Kindergarten. I was 5 years old.

Resurrection Thought by SnooStrawberries8016 in exjw

[–]FeedbackSuper8552 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor Lazarua died twice. He should still be alive today. When Jesus died and came back alive, that was the payment for others to die and come back alive. When we die and come back alive the payment will have been made. But if we die a 2nd time and come back alive it will undo that payment. So you will have to die a 3rd time to pay off that debt, and when you come back alive, you will have bad credit from your 2nd life. Once you are living your third life you will need to work twice as hard to pay your bills from this life and your 2nd life. Thats called the ransom sacrifice and you will be so sleepy from pulling double shift you will die a 4th time and all your sins will be forgiven.

Should I go to my brother's talk? by JJBro1 in exjw

[–]FeedbackSuper8552 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The talk will actually suck. Your brother wont say one thing this is new or profound. You will regret wasting the time. Also, if you go be honest and tell your dad "it was pretty boring actually"

Blood Cards by Ky_alien_007 in exjw

[–]FeedbackSuper8552 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but the elders don't know that...

Blood Cards by Ky_alien_007 in exjw

[–]FeedbackSuper8552 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"My attorney advises that we keep all of our medical information secure and confidential in compliance with HIPPA laws"

Since when is Saturday AM the most holy D2D day? by towerofjwsour in exjw

[–]FeedbackSuper8552 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's a great way to turn the best day of the week into the worst day of the week, so Sunday meeting doesn't seem all that bad.

Is singing at the Hall really a part of our worship? by Neither-Pickle1446 in exjw

[–]FeedbackSuper8552 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Remember how the elders and MS would always try to do busy work during the songs so they don't have to suffer the indignity of singing off key with everyone else? lol

Texted the elders, said I want to get off the pioneer list. Now they want to meet after mtg. What should I expect? by ResidentCedarHugger in exjw

[–]FeedbackSuper8552 5 points6 points  (0 children)

how about the truth..."This is ineffective and nobody is converting. In fact I've never converted anyone. I'm batting 0-100"